Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees
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Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social!
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The writing portfolio for Matt Keeley, former editor at Newsweek, and current freelancer at LGBTQ Nation and the New Civil Rights Movement.
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Long overdue, but I've compiled a writing portfolio so folks can see my best work in one place:
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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Bitesize is super fun, I dig these records, well worth the ten bucks!
hey, it's Bandcamp Friday! which means that if you buy artists' music today, we get all the proceeds w/o them taking a cut. here is my previous band Bitesize. if you like what you hear, you can buy our entire discography (36 songs) for a mere $10.40, pls give it a listen! bitesize.bandcamp.com
Bitesize
From 1997-2009, the San Francisco Bay Area’s Bitesize brought a little bit of sickness to indie-pop, filling their otherwise perfect two-minute long pop gems with awkward stops and starts, weird burst...
bitesize.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Bitesize is super fun, I dig these records, well worth the ten bucks!
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Look who I met!!!
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Look who I met!!!
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It's Bandcamp Friday AND my birthday AND I have a new album out today
Technobeast Animaltronic, by Blackout Princesses
13 track album
blackoutprincesses.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's Bandcamp Friday AND my birthday AND I have a new album out today
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
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I was radicalized on the issue of the Supreme Court 25 years ago this month. I’ve spent more than half of my life now waiting for the Democrats and liberalism to get there. They still aren’t. It’s sickening.
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I was radicalized on the issue of the Supreme Court 25 years ago this month. I’ve spent more than half of my life now waiting for the Democrats and liberalism to get there. They still aren’t. It’s sickening.
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Newsom is saying “we don’t want to alienate billionaires” like they are normal people with normal values and desires, this guy is trying to say that billionaires deserve to be heard just as much as YOU DO
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Newsom is saying “we don’t want to alienate billionaires” like they are normal people with normal values and desires, this guy is trying to say that billionaires deserve to be heard just as much as YOU DO
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But the memes are somehow still worth it right gang
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
But the memes are somehow still worth it right gang
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Can’t imagine how they got that idea, considering Clinton… let Reagan/Bush get away scot free. Oh yeah.
But Obama… let Dubya get away scot free. Oh yeah.
But Biden… let trump 1 get away scot free. Oh yeah.
But Obama… let Dubya get away scot free. Oh yeah.
But Biden… let trump 1 get away scot free. Oh yeah.
What sticks out to me is how absolutely unafraid of prosecution this psychopath is. Part of it is narcissistic personality disorder, but it's mostly the perceived weakness of Democrats. Should they retake power, no one expects Democrats to hold anyone accountable.
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Can’t imagine how they got that idea, considering Clinton… let Reagan/Bush get away scot free. Oh yeah.
But Obama… let Dubya get away scot free. Oh yeah.
But Biden… let trump 1 get away scot free. Oh yeah.
But Obama… let Dubya get away scot free. Oh yeah.
But Biden… let trump 1 get away scot free. Oh yeah.
What even is that next to the burger? I think it's a glazed porkchop? But it's neon orange and looks absolutely disgusting _before_ you get to the raisins thrown haphazardly on it. Good lord, was their idea: "Raisins: Not always the thing that ruins food!"
If you want to never be asked back to the barbecue/potluck/ office party then definitely do this
#VintageFood
#VintageFood
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What even is that next to the burger? I think it's a glazed porkchop? But it's neon orange and looks absolutely disgusting _before_ you get to the raisins thrown haphazardly on it. Good lord, was their idea: "Raisins: Not always the thing that ruins food!"
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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
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A reminder that PUNISHMENT PARK will always be relevant.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A reminder that PUNISHMENT PARK will always be relevant.
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I usually just call them all "Partially Burnt out Signs" even if they're damaged in a different way [ #foundmedia #funnysigns #weirdcore #wtf #photodump ]
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I usually just call them all "Partially Burnt out Signs" even if they're damaged in a different way [ #foundmedia #funnysigns #weirdcore #wtf #photodump ]
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Leaving aside that No Country is not very ambiguous at all, 95% of all art is made for rubes exactly like you!!! Watch a different movie!!!
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Leaving aside that No Country is not very ambiguous at all, 95% of all art is made for rubes exactly like you!!! Watch a different movie!!!
Tonight at 8pm Central! Join us on YouTube for the @remarkablemedia.cafe show! We've got pianos, ferrets and plenty of asbestos!
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Do You Hand Remove Asbestos?: The Remarkable Media Cafe Show Ep. 13
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December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Tonight at 8pm Central! Join us on YouTube for the @remarkablemedia.cafe show! We've got pianos, ferrets and plenty of asbestos!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX_j...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX_j...
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way too many people are way too comfortable logging online and saying things like Well, They Are A Small Business, They Have Every Right To Execute Pornographers
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
way too many people are way too comfortable logging online and saying things like Well, They Are A Small Business, They Have Every Right To Execute Pornographers
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The Labour Party are completely deranged
I'd hate to be a boat owner after this passes.
Imagine all the information that could be be useful for your navigation but which would ALSO be potentially useful to those guiding small boats across the Channel.
Will the Shipping Forecast cease broadcasting? That, after all, makes crossings easier.
Imagine all the information that could be be useful for your navigation but which would ALSO be potentially useful to those guiding small boats across the Channel.
Will the Shipping Forecast cease broadcasting? That, after all, makes crossings easier.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The Labour Party are completely deranged
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Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
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They tried ALL the camera angles in the 90s, didn't they?
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
They tried ALL the camera angles in the 90s, didn't they?
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As an avid viewer of TechTV (RIP) at the time, I can confirm that the hype was insane. And nobody even knew what it was, as guys like Steve Jobs were going on TV and saying it would change the course of human history.
People were guessing it would be anything from actual hoverboards to cold fusion.
People were guessing it would be anything from actual hoverboards to cold fusion.
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
As an avid viewer of TechTV (RIP) at the time, I can confirm that the hype was insane. And nobody even knew what it was, as guys like Steve Jobs were going on TV and saying it would change the course of human history.
People were guessing it would be anything from actual hoverboards to cold fusion.
People were guessing it would be anything from actual hoverboards to cold fusion.
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BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BRAZIL is a Christmas movie