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Kiwifunknuckle

@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social

4.6K followers 4.7K following 11K posts

The original and only Kiwifunknuckle. Small flightless bird that lays one mother of an egg. Based in South East Queensland. Husband, father, car and motorcycle lover. Amateur photographer. https://kiwifunknuckle.com

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 1h

I’m concerned. My ankles are sore and I’m not a Trump supporter.

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 1h

I’ve gotten myself to the point where it’s big stuff then cordless dyson.

Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 1h

3 men walk into a bar. Momentarily increasing the atmospheric pressure by 0.0000000004 Pascals.

I’ll let myself out and lower the pressure again.

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 1h

Give me 2.5 billion to manage. I’ll be good. Honest.

BlueSky749402754€£¥#?YUOFGHCEW493274 @mycatisfamous.bsky.social · 1d

Somebody’s delusional and forgot to take her morning meds.

Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 2h

Talking to a coworker about stuff we have as precautions in our vehicles. I started with my motorcycle.

He goes. In my car I have tools cables toes, ductape, rope …. Goes on.

I replied. So your serial killer?

That ended the conversation.

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 2h

Mr 23. I only got an X tax return. What did you get?

Me. Nothing I paid Y on top of my X.

Mr 23. Your X is more than I earn, why the Y?

Me. I have multiple income streams, not just a job.

Mr 23. I'm going to do the dishes now.

Me. Ok. 😂

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 2h

DM. Can you decide if you are being sarcastic or joking?

I have to think every time I read one of your posts or replies.

Me. No....

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 2h

Chuckle

StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 9h

Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.

I ❤️ Portland

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 2h

Tonight's work.

Max Drawdown pause and restart system and monitoring.

Happy dance.

#cryptotrading #crytobot

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3h

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @adamzyglis)

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 2h

Wrong platform.

Try Facebook with channels like "MAGA Patriots" or "White MOMs Sick of coloured people dropping their kids off first in Texas".

I could go on.

Marko Silberhand @markosilberhand.bsky.social · 5h

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Hey America,

THIS is ANTIFA !

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Marko Silberhand @markosilberhand.bsky.social · 3h

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Hey America,

THIS is ANTIFA !

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Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 2h

Naaaaaaa that's not going to happen.

Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 10h

Harris and Hillary were right about it all. Every shocking prediction is coming true.

Kiwifunknuckle @kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social · 2h

Mr 23's shoes are covered in some seed from the backyard.

Me. I'm putting these on the shoe rack as the cleaning ladies are coming tomorrow.

Mr 23. Will they clean my shoes?

Me. No.

Mr 23 ... Oh...