🏳️🌈 Klyis 🏳️🌈
@klyisweazel.bsky.social
Weasel. Furry. Connoisseur of Egg. Lives in hell (aka Arizona). Minors DNI. 🏳️🌈 Gaaaay. He/Him.
⚠️BITING HAZARD⚠️
⚠️BITING HAZARD⚠️
The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.
All mustelids are murderous psychos but most try to hide this fact by looking cute and innocent as a baseline. Not giant river otters though, they've fully embraced the murderous psycho aesthetic.
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
All mustelids are murderous psychos but most try to hide this fact by looking cute and innocent as a baseline. Not giant river otters though, they've fully embraced the murderous psycho aesthetic.
The holiday season is upon us so why not celebrate with the mustelid version of the classic seasonal song.
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
The holiday season is upon us so why not celebrate with the mustelid version of the classic seasonal song.
Average mustelid owned business.
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Average mustelid owned business.
This is just shoddy mechanic work. Possums! Please, every decent mechanic know you're supposed to install a beech marten in your engine bay.
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
This is just shoddy mechanic work. Possums! Please, every decent mechanic know you're supposed to install a beech marten in your engine bay.
Honey badgers are in a league of their own. They are almost mythical creatures. Skin is so thick that it is resistant to claws, spines, knives, and even arrows. They are also very strong for their size, resistant to poison, fearless, and quite possibly the angriest animal on Earth.
December 2, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Honey badgers are in a league of their own. They are almost mythical creatures. Skin is so thick that it is resistant to claws, spines, knives, and even arrows. They are also very strong for their size, resistant to poison, fearless, and quite possibly the angriest animal on Earth.
Unfortunately the lesson here is that the honey badger is a force that cannot be reckoned with. It is rage incarnate. Neither pain nor reason will deter it. If it wants something then it will get it. It is inevitable.
December 2, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Unfortunately the lesson here is that the honey badger is a force that cannot be reckoned with. It is rage incarnate. Neither pain nor reason will deter it. If it wants something then it will get it. It is inevitable.
Honey Badger fucked around.
Porcupine found out.
Porcupine found out.
December 2, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Honey Badger fucked around.
Porcupine found out.
Porcupine found out.
Creatures being orb
December 1, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Creatures being orb
Me being a fashionable wzl
December 1, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Me being a fashionable wzl
Me and @skrugg.bsky.social examining egg
November 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Me and @skrugg.bsky.social examining egg
Screw it, I'll jump on the bandwagon.
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Screw it, I'll jump on the bandwagon.
Becoming a beech marten would fix that.
November 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Becoming a beech marten would fix that.
Let me in so I can s̸̡͖̜̮̖̮̣̭̬͝t̶̟͛̆̌͗͝à̷̝̈̈̈́͑r̷͇̊͑̉̓͠ẹ̸̩̮̫̳̗͈͑̔̆͌͘ͅ ̴̧̥͔̞͙̑͗͋͊a̶͈̣͉͎̒̈́͑͊̋̀̀̍͝t̷̢̧̛͔̝̯̆̃͗̀̋ ̶̭̩̰̟̭̟̼̮͇̈̔ỳ̸̥͕͖̦͉͍̜̥̓͌o̷̞͝ů̴̪͕̦͙ ̶̙̯̲̀̒͌͛͛̔͊͘ļ̵̞̱̜̫̹͓̱͖̍̊͘ĭ̸͉̩̥͔̟̀͜k̶̢̖̲̬͚̤̱̼̭̂ĕ̴̢̡̝͓̦͙̬̑́̑̋̎͘̚ ̵̙͆t̷̡͉͖̩̦͓͖̿̔̄͊̓̋͝ͅͅḥ̵̠̆̂͗ͅȉ̶̱̪̱̲͝s̴̞̭̜̳̥̣̪͈̋͛̂͊̐̕͝ͅ ̴͉͘͜
November 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Let me in so I can s̸̡͖̜̮̖̮̣̭̬͝t̶̟͛̆̌͗͝à̷̝̈̈̈́͑r̷͇̊͑̉̓͠ẹ̸̩̮̫̳̗͈͑̔̆͌͘ͅ ̴̧̥͔̞͙̑͗͋͊a̶͈̣͉͎̒̈́͑͊̋̀̀̍͝t̷̢̧̛͔̝̯̆̃͗̀̋ ̶̭̩̰̟̭̟̼̮͇̈̔ỳ̸̥͕͖̦͉͍̜̥̓͌o̷̞͝ů̴̪͕̦͙ ̶̙̯̲̀̒͌͛͛̔͊͘ļ̵̞̱̜̫̹͓̱͖̍̊͘ĭ̸͉̩̥͔̟̀͜k̶̢̖̲̬͚̤̱̼̭̂ĕ̴̢̡̝͓̦͙̬̑́̑̋̎͘̚ ̵̙͆t̷̡͉͖̩̦͓͖̿̔̄͊̓̋͝ͅͅḥ̵̠̆̂͗ͅȉ̶̱̪̱̲͝s̴̞̭̜̳̥̣̪͈̋͛̂͊̐̕͝ͅ ̴͉͘͜
He can chew the BIG wires now.
November 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
He can chew the BIG wires now.
Join the mustelid club! Become marten!
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Join the mustelid club! Become marten!
Even our food would destroy them.
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Even our food would destroy them.
Yes but consider,
TWO angry lads
TWO angry lads
November 19, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Yes but consider,
TWO angry lads
TWO angry lads
I made a useful diagram.
November 15, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I made a useful diagram.
Weasels are majestic and diverse creatures. Do not associate them with Ewom Muck.
November 15, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Weasels are majestic and diverse creatures. Do not associate them with Ewom Muck.
Try to get a room with at least one person you know well. Big conventions can be overwhelming at times so try to meet up with friends and plan events together. Beware, the dealers den WILL eat your money. Be prepared for a lot of walking and try to get into one of these hotels if possible. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
November 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Try to get a room with at least one person you know well. Big conventions can be overwhelming at times so try to meet up with friends and plan events together. Beware, the dealers den WILL eat your money. Be prepared for a lot of walking and try to get into one of these hotels if possible. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
The human mind simply cannot comprehend the amount of violence contained within this creature.
November 10, 2024 at 10:18 PM
The human mind simply cannot comprehend the amount of violence contained within this creature.
