Dave Knapp
@knappdave9.bsky.social
I have a sneaking suspicion that things are about to get really, really ugly. By which I mean, things have already gotten really, really ugly. Also- UP GUNNERS!
Me, for the last two years.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Me, for the last two years.
Now, if Cumby’s was truthful in their advertising, I might have gone for something like this.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Now, if Cumby’s was truthful in their advertising, I might have gone for something like this.
That’s exactly what my uncle looked like the day before he died. He passed in January, maybe we could bookend this fucking year.
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
That’s exactly what my uncle looked like the day before he died. He passed in January, maybe we could bookend this fucking year.
God’s curse upon you, Oliver Cromwell, you who raped our motherland.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
God’s curse upon you, Oliver Cromwell, you who raped our motherland.
It’s a special option. It might be exclusive to Cumberland Farms branded snacks.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It’s a special option. It might be exclusive to Cumberland Farms branded snacks.
It was a roach covered in a thick coat of nacho seasoning. It helped lead me to becoming vegan for the next four years.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It was a roach covered in a thick coat of nacho seasoning. It helped lead me to becoming vegan for the next four years.
Hell is other people, Charlie Brown.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hell is other people, Charlie Brown.
Follow along, Captain. Because of this incident, I fucking know what roaches taste like. And it’s like dusty, leathery, greasy(?), formic acid(?).
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Follow along, Captain. Because of this incident, I fucking know what roaches taste like. And it’s like dusty, leathery, greasy(?), formic acid(?).
That’s a misdemeanor here in NY, iirc. Or at least a big fine and points on your license.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That’s a misdemeanor here in NY, iirc. Or at least a big fine and points on your license.
It’s so close. So close.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It’s so close. So close.
Why can I automatically believe this? I love Lungfish, but… they’re a lil bonkers.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Why can I automatically believe this? I love Lungfish, but… they’re a lil bonkers.
I did that once with a bag of off-brand nacho chips and tasted cockroach. And I am not kidding nor fibbing.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I did that once with a bag of off-brand nacho chips and tasted cockroach. And I am not kidding nor fibbing.
Ants taste lemony. Feel free to ask me how I know this, but be forewarned.
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Ants taste lemony. Feel free to ask me how I know this, but be forewarned.
Mary, I also pronounce Mary/ Marry/ Merry differently, and few can hear the difference. But it doesn’t mean it isn’t there. I feel you.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Mary, I also pronounce Mary/ Marry/ Merry differently, and few can hear the difference. But it doesn’t mean it isn’t there. I feel you.
That’s so lovely. I wish I hadn’t just been diagnosed with Alpha-Gal Syndrome and thus can’t have mammalian proteins, but that’s not your problem. So lovely.😢
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That’s so lovely. I wish I hadn’t just been diagnosed with Alpha-Gal Syndrome and thus can’t have mammalian proteins, but that’s not your problem. So lovely.😢
YES. A jacket potato with canned chili, sour cream, shredded cheddar and thinly sliced scallions is my my “I can’t be arsed to cook” specialty these days.
October 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
YES. A jacket potato with canned chili, sour cream, shredded cheddar and thinly sliced scallions is my my “I can’t be arsed to cook” specialty these days.
Does the architect remember where he or she put the thermal exhaust port? Because that would be really helpful.
October 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Does the architect remember where he or she put the thermal exhaust port? Because that would be really helpful.
Punk as fuck, brother.
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Punk as fuck, brother.