King Henry VIII
@knghnryviii.bsky.social
Increds king, husband, father, dancer, musician, writer, hunter, feaster, and thought leader. You are legally required to buy my motivational book “Unleash Your Inner Tudor”.
Look who’s playing dress-up.
February 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Look who’s playing dress-up.
My needs are simple. I only ask to be worshipped.
February 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My needs are simple. I only ask to be worshipped.
Signing my name to large documents. Nothing feels better.
February 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Signing my name to large documents. Nothing feels better.
News of my death is a hoax perpetuated by lady historians!!
January 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
News of my death is a hoax perpetuated by lady historians!!
January 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The magical combination of relentless pettiness and colossal ego is the kind of leadership peasants can always get excited about.
January 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The magical combination of relentless pettiness and colossal ego is the kind of leadership peasants can always get excited about.
It’s important to acknowledge and honour your needs:
- for flattery
- for applause
- praise for your intellect and insights that surpass all others the way the sun outshines the stars
- to be celebrated for your dance moves
- for a variety of cheeses
- for flattery
- for applause
- praise for your intellect and insights that surpass all others the way the sun outshines the stars
- to be celebrated for your dance moves
- for a variety of cheeses
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s important to acknowledge and honour your needs:
- for flattery
- for applause
- praise for your intellect and insights that surpass all others the way the sun outshines the stars
- to be celebrated for your dance moves
- for a variety of cheeses
- for flattery
- for applause
- praise for your intellect and insights that surpass all others the way the sun outshines the stars
- to be celebrated for your dance moves
- for a variety of cheeses
Leadership hack. If you say you have all the answers, peasants will actually believe you do. Better yet, say that God is on your side — they’ll believe that too!!
January 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Leadership hack. If you say you have all the answers, peasants will actually believe you do. Better yet, say that God is on your side — they’ll believe that too!!
How To Be a Leader Who Leads Like Leader:
- Demand loyalty
- Give none
- Take credit for all that is good
- Blame a woman or foreigner for all that is bad
- Always project an air of seething self-importance
- Big Codpiece Energy!
- Demand loyalty
- Give none
- Take credit for all that is good
- Blame a woman or foreigner for all that is bad
- Always project an air of seething self-importance
- Big Codpiece Energy!
January 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
How To Be a Leader Who Leads Like Leader:
- Demand loyalty
- Give none
- Take credit for all that is good
- Blame a woman or foreigner for all that is bad
- Always project an air of seething self-importance
- Big Codpiece Energy!
- Demand loyalty
- Give none
- Take credit for all that is good
- Blame a woman or foreigner for all that is bad
- Always project an air of seething self-importance
- Big Codpiece Energy!
Enjoying another day in the relentless pursuit of pleasure. It feels good to spend time wisely.
January 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Enjoying another day in the relentless pursuit of pleasure. It feels good to spend time wisely.
5 Things I Look Forward To In The New Year:
- being feared
- striking commanding poses
- shouting “WORSHIP ME IDIOTS”
- Oxford commas
- cheese
- being feared
- striking commanding poses
- shouting “WORSHIP ME IDIOTS”
- Oxford commas
- cheese
December 31, 2024 at 11:17 PM
5 Things I Look Forward To In The New Year:
- being feared
- striking commanding poses
- shouting “WORSHIP ME IDIOTS”
- Oxford commas
- cheese
- being feared
- striking commanding poses
- shouting “WORSHIP ME IDIOTS”
- Oxford commas
- cheese
5 DAILY STEPS FOR HAPPINESS:
1. many cakes
2. threatening dance moves
3. actual threats
4. repeat mantra every hour in full voice "GOD PUT ME HERE TO RULE YOU BLOODY IDIOTS WITH AN IRON FIST"
5. on-demand cheese
1. many cakes
2. threatening dance moves
3. actual threats
4. repeat mantra every hour in full voice "GOD PUT ME HERE TO RULE YOU BLOODY IDIOTS WITH AN IRON FIST"
5. on-demand cheese
December 29, 2024 at 8:51 PM
5 DAILY STEPS FOR HAPPINESS:
1. many cakes
2. threatening dance moves
3. actual threats
4. repeat mantra every hour in full voice "GOD PUT ME HERE TO RULE YOU BLOODY IDIOTS WITH AN IRON FIST"
5. on-demand cheese
1. many cakes
2. threatening dance moves
3. actual threats
4. repeat mantra every hour in full voice "GOD PUT ME HERE TO RULE YOU BLOODY IDIOTS WITH AN IRON FIST"
5. on-demand cheese
“Said the king to the people everywhere, listen to what I say …” #BestChristmasCarols
December 17, 2024 at 9:00 PM
“Said the king to the people everywhere, listen to what I say …” #BestChristmasCarols
The miserable thin person who avoids holiday sweets who will one day be buried next to the happy fat person who avoided nothing.
December 14, 2024 at 7:35 AM
The miserable thin person who avoids holiday sweets who will one day be buried next to the happy fat person who avoided nothing.
December 13, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Oh it’s just me looking better than anyone ever should
December 13, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Oh it’s just me looking better than anyone ever should