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Kornlock
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover of UGK's Ridin' Dirty. Bun B and Pimp C sit in a car.
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Franco with a noose around his neck asking "First time?" From Buster Scruggs.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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The Gasden Flag featuring a coiled snake, but the text reads "A FEW SMALL BEERS".
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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The Gasden Flag showing a coiled snake, but the text reads "A FEW SMALL BEERS"
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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[Guy in Godzilla pointing at sky and screaming voice]:
Headline reading "Trump Is Expected to Speak About Autism Today"
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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A Gasden flag but the text reads "Do piss on me"
August 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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A picture of the "Put A Bird On It" Sketch from Portlandia, with text over it that reads "Put It On A Bird"
July 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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A picture of the "Put A Bird On It" Sketch from Portlandia, with text over it that reads "Put It On A Bird"
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Counterpoint: Tyler Herro's insane chest tattoo imply a sophisticated understanding of power and semiotics that could mean he's speaking about power's influence on the historiographical record?
Tyler Herro holds a basketball, shirtless. On his chest are the word "No Work, No Check" in red, as well as a crucifix and a wolf's eyes? Or maybe they are a leopard's eyes?
June 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Also thought you might want to see this Obi Toppin explainer I made.
A picture of Pacers player Obi Toppin. His head is labeled 'Obi Toppin' and his feet are labeled 'Obi Bottim'.
June 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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A picture of Pacers player Obi Toppin. His head is labeled 'Obi Toppin' and his feet are labeled 'Obi Bottim'.
May 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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two panels of Simpsons. in the first, Krusty asks the Red Hot Chili Peppers "here where you say 'what I got you gotta get and put it in you." How about just 'what I'd like is, I'd like to hug and kiss you?" And in the second the band replies" Wow, that's much better. Everyone Can enjoy that."
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Last week in Mexico -- Such egg! (Peso going for ~20/dollar) @mtsw.bsky.social
Shelves filled with packs of 25 eggs, going for 99 pesos a pack.
February 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Ball don't lie
The Cavs are beating the Mavs NINETY-ONE to Fourty-Six at halftime. Bro.
February 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Post reading "it was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBi have issued a warning to Pood. 3 Poob executives were arrested today."
January 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The truth must come out: WHAT IS SMILKSTER'S RELATIONSHIP WITH YIPES, THE FRUIT STRIPES ZEBRA???
Yipes, a rainbow-striped cartoon zebra. He's standing on a skateboard, but it's so obvious that he doesn't know how to ride it.
October 3, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Apparently the *entire* Nets organization has decided to tank this year?
The Brooklyn Nets City Jersey for 2024-2025. It's gray on gray on gray, with a sorta "multiple layers of tar on a roadway design? Oh and for some reason the word "Brooklyn" is outlined in random colors in a way that is both drunk and for kids?
September 23, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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This, but in Mar A Lago
Lysa Arryn breastfeeding a large boy with a decidedly Loomer-esque look in her eye...
September 11, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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The penguin from Billy Madison holds a cocktail.
August 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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110% of attendees will have COVID and/or brain parasites by EOD.
From the Simpsons, Miss Hoover holding a sign at a protest featuring a puking sanke and the words "Don't barf on me"
August 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Trade Offer Meme. I receive: stolen cow creamer. You receive: Gussie Fink-Nottle's burn book. And the verdict is: Stiffy Bing.
August 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Matt Damon's future self from saving private ryan
August 7, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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If you see this, post some awesome paperback cover art
The cover of The Mount, by Carol Emshwiller. We see a man fitted with a bridle and reins, standing on a forrest path.
August 6, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Pawn stars meme of two guys behind counter. The top reads "Causes global computer meltdown". Bottom reads "Best I can do is a chicken sando".
July 24, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Have you considered...
The three seashells from modern cinema classic Demolition Man (1993).
July 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM