Kornlock
@kornlock.bsky.social
Smarter than I look, dumber than I smart. jonkorn.com
This is the shit that will make you a believer cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018...
Celery Toasts (Published 2016)
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December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is the shit that will make you a believer cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018...
His shorts are really rad too. Think this one is my fave. Totally different subject matter, but you can see the same humor: vimeo.com/220461263
Fish Story
Sometime in the 1980s, Caspar Salmon's grandmother was invited to a gathering on the Welsh island of Anglesey, attended exclusively by people with fish surnames.…
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November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
His shorts are really rad too. Think this one is my fave. Totally different subject matter, but you can see the same humor: vimeo.com/220461263
Hot Zip Ties Near You 😛😛😛
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hot Zip Ties Near You 😛😛😛
Pet Shop Ploys?
(I'll show myself out.)
(I'll show myself out.)
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Pet Shop Ploys?
(I'll show myself out.)
(I'll show myself out.)
maybe skip the buffet
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
maybe skip the buffet
Dan Aykroyd taking the onions out of the sub and rubbing them into his eyes. Strangling himself with melted cheese.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=veMi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=veMi...
Consumer Probe: Irwin Mainway - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dan Aykroyd taking the onions out of the sub and rubbing them into his eyes. Strangling himself with melted cheese.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=veMi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=veMi...
(touches ear) We're just hearing that Trump's name will never be on the ballot again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
(touches ear) We're just hearing that Trump's name will never be on the ballot again.
I could be on my deathbed and you couldn't keep me from moving my ass to Hey Ya.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I could be on my deathbed and you couldn't keep me from moving my ass to Hey Ya.
That amazing moment when he finds himself and sings the hell out of his song in Chicago and F. Murray Abraham is all "...I'm not seeing a lot of money here."
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
That amazing moment when he finds himself and sings the hell out of his song in Chicago and F. Murray Abraham is all "...I'm not seeing a lot of money here."
Hope you bought him a few small beers.
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hope you bought him a few small beers.
One batter after another
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
One batter after another
If nothing else, this film is proof that Mets fans are a direct threat to humanity.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If nothing else, this film is proof that Mets fans are a direct threat to humanity.
This is what mid-20th century capitalism sounds like!
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is what mid-20th century capitalism sounds like!
"Sabre Dance" In The Hudsucker Proxy, but honestly the whole Khachaturian-inspired score...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng3X...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng3X...
Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994) Scene
YouTube video by George7575
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October 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Sabre Dance" In The Hudsucker Proxy, but honestly the whole Khachaturian-inspired score...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng3X...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng3X...
Operation DNP (Gambling Conspiracy)
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Operation DNP (Gambling Conspiracy)
I wonder if Porter flipped??
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wonder if Porter flipped??
Real bunch of le Sherloques over there
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Real bunch of le Sherloques over there