Just a Guy from Maine
@kpjordan.bsky.social
Hanging on by a thread.
World’s most expensive Uber ride for his girlfriend’s drunk friend.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
World’s most expensive Uber ride for his girlfriend’s drunk friend.
My sweet baby boy
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My sweet baby boy
Someone was ready to go at 7:00am
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Someone was ready to go at 7:00am
“You call THAT a turkey neck?”
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
“You call THAT a turkey neck?”
Will Time Magazine do a follow up?
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Will Time Magazine do a follow up?
I’ve written to Collins dozens of times and finally got a response:
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ve written to Collins dozens of times and finally got a response:
Pulte in the running for the piggiest looking member of Piggy’s admin
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Pulte in the running for the piggiest looking member of Piggy’s admin
Department of Energy using a Trump tweet as proof of falling energy prices. We truly live in the dumbest times.
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Department of Energy using a Trump tweet as proof of falling energy prices. We truly live in the dumbest times.
The creature formerly known as Laura Loomer.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The creature formerly known as Laura Loomer.
Love this guy
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Love this guy
The face that launched 1000 ships. In the opposite direction.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The face that launched 1000 ships. In the opposite direction.
Blue-haired libs are so weird.
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Blue-haired libs are so weird.
A middle school principal in Maine thought it would be hilarious and appropriate to dress up as an ICE agent for Halloween.
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A middle school principal in Maine thought it would be hilarious and appropriate to dress up as an ICE agent for Halloween.
Second squirrel rescue this month. This little buddy had no visible injuries but seemed really shaken. Recovering comfortably in the spare room, hopefully feeling better tomorrow.
October 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Second squirrel rescue this month. This little buddy had no visible injuries but seemed really shaken. Recovering comfortably in the spare room, hopefully feeling better tomorrow.
Their attempts to Mamdani him aren’t going as planned.
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Their attempts to Mamdani him aren’t going as planned.
Remember this? 😆
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Remember this? 😆