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Kraken And Eggs
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Kraken - They/Them - I make boobs for a living and am a massive nerd
i did, indeed, get to the enjoying the concert part
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
if i keep posting through the anxiety eventually i will get to the wnjoying the concert part
October 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the bisexual lighting of this place rocks
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I am begging Canadians to understand that Canada Post, like public transit, should not be a business - it's a service.

Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.
The government is reducing service standards and Canada Post’s biggest advantage: its nationwide network.

This plan is about cutting back the postal service instead of investing to give it new revenue tools through things like postal banking. It’s shameful.
Liberal government frees Canada Post to end home delivery, close some post offices | CBC News
With Canada Post on track to lose $1.5 billion in 2025 and contract discussions between the union and the corporation stalled, the federal government is embarking on a modernization plan it says will ...
www.cbc.ca
September 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rainbow Kitten Surprise continues to be absolutely fucking amazing
September 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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moody
July 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"its safe to demold," i say, seconds before disaster
June 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
sometimes the boobs come out with the pox
March 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
sometimes very pretty and cool people come to my work and get little tours of the workspace and i get jumpscared looking like the stickiest goober in the world
January 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
thats a funny lookin bug
January 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 10:30 PM
sky be pretty
January 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You Have Gained Item: Flesh Orb

1d6 bludgeoning damage

About the size and weight of a softball, it makes an upsetting meaty noise upon impact
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
carbonated booooooobs
May 20, 2024 at 1:28 AM
accidentally gave a set of boobs like. horror movie level veins. i need to star at boobs to recalibrate my idea of what veins look like. and only for that reason obvs
May 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
if theres one thing my bosses know about me is if you ask me to do anything i will go overboard, but i think my skin tone tests were well within a normal amount
May 20, 2024 at 1:26 AM
made some stickers of the fake logo i made for me work, rather happy how they turned out
May 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
why did the skintac wipes fall to shrinkflstion of all things
September 28, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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Game devs are tired. Writers are tired. Comic book creators are tired. Musicians are tired. Actors are tired. Every industry that produces media you love has been ravaged by a parasitic executive class who want to starve creators to feed some shitcunt's desire for a seventh house
September 14, 2023 at 7:01 PM
when my girl is so comfy she throws a leggy over my arm to make sure I'm noy gonna go anywhere
September 16, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Thread of fucked up boobs that I made at work, either as an expiriment or result of errors and accidents
September 10, 2023 at 3:07 AM
friday on weird boob mistakes, mold spat out the weirdest patterns onto this guy
September 10, 2023 at 3:05 AM