🐉Laura🐉
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Not actually Wat Tambor, the lead engineer of the Techno Union, but what if I were? I'm totally not, but I could be.
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Vampire Knight 🩸
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Vampire Knight 🩸
Catholics need to get back to their roots. I can think of a number of people who were named saints in my lifetime, but I can't think of a single church that's claimed to have a bust containing the skull of any of them.
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Catholics need to get back to their roots. I can think of a number of people who were named saints in my lifetime, but I can't think of a single church that's claimed to have a bust containing the skull of any of them.
Kyle Schwarber would not be hitting 50 home runs for the Mets.
I could say I know this because of the Citi Field dimensions or whatever, but the real reason is that they are the Mets, and every Mets fan knows this truth based on vibes.
I could say I know this because of the Citi Field dimensions or whatever, but the real reason is that they are the Mets, and every Mets fan knows this truth based on vibes.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Kyle Schwarber would not be hitting 50 home runs for the Mets.
I could say I know this because of the Citi Field dimensions or whatever, but the real reason is that they are the Mets, and every Mets fan knows this truth based on vibes.
I could say I know this because of the Citi Field dimensions or whatever, but the real reason is that they are the Mets, and every Mets fan knows this truth based on vibes.
And since I'm getting some slightly solicited birthday greetings, may I wish you all
Very Merry Unbirthday Alice In Wonderland GIF
Alt: The Mad Hatter and the March Hare dancing around Alice singing "A Very Merry Unbirthday" from Disney's Alice In Wonderland GIF
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December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
And since I'm getting some slightly solicited birthday greetings, may I wish you all
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
surprisingly popular sentiment lol
Mets, please do not sign Kyle Schwarber on my birthday. I hate him.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
surprisingly popular sentiment lol
Mets, please do not sign Kyle Schwarber on my birthday. I hate him.
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mets, please do not sign Kyle Schwarber on my birthday. I hate him.
Rom coms sell
Predator: Badlands is now officially the highest-grossing Predator movie of all-time. https://bit.ly/3KuOoW2
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Rom coms sell
Community season 5 had way more cultural impact than it gets credit for.
It shamed Hannibal into backtracking on weirdly calling Will Graham autistic, and it had the "bear down for midterms" joke that for some reason is still the funniest thing ever to me.
It shamed Hannibal into backtracking on weirdly calling Will Graham autistic, and it had the "bear down for midterms" joke that for some reason is still the funniest thing ever to me.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Community season 5 had way more cultural impact than it gets credit for.
It shamed Hannibal into backtracking on weirdly calling Will Graham autistic, and it had the "bear down for midterms" joke that for some reason is still the funniest thing ever to me.
It shamed Hannibal into backtracking on weirdly calling Will Graham autistic, and it had the "bear down for midterms" joke that for some reason is still the funniest thing ever to me.
How was Pierce Hawthorn able to get Levar Burton to do all that stuff?
a man sits in front of a magazine rack that says beat pay on it
ALT: a man sits in front of a magazine rack that says beat pay on it
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December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How was Pierce Hawthorn able to get Levar Burton to do all that stuff?
I didn't think I would have to worry specifically about the Acuña brothers making it back from Venezuelan winter ball, but literally everything has to be anxiety inducing in 2025
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I didn't think I would have to worry specifically about the Acuña brothers making it back from Venezuelan winter ball, but literally everything has to be anxiety inducing in 2025
Trying a new (to me and in general) pastry/coffee shop in my area. Very cute. Very European. Adding it to the list.
Every good coffee place in this area also serves super delicious baked goods. It's a problem.
Every good coffee place in this area also serves super delicious baked goods. It's a problem.
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Trying a new (to me and in general) pastry/coffee shop in my area. Very cute. Very European. Adding it to the list.
Every good coffee place in this area also serves super delicious baked goods. It's a problem.
Every good coffee place in this area also serves super delicious baked goods. It's a problem.
Every once in a while the Instagram algorithm gives me an Obi Wan/Anakin edit set to a Taylor Swift song. Not mad about it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every once in a while the Instagram algorithm gives me an Obi Wan/Anakin edit set to a Taylor Swift song. Not mad about it.
I'm almost done with the 2nd book in The Farseer Trilogy. Anyone want to chat about it when I'm done with the third?
I'm listening to the audiobooks, so it shouldn't be too long.
I'm listening to the audiobooks, so it shouldn't be too long.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm almost done with the 2nd book in The Farseer Trilogy. Anyone want to chat about it when I'm done with the third?
I'm listening to the audiobooks, so it shouldn't be too long.
I'm listening to the audiobooks, so it shouldn't be too long.
Skin so dry my phone doesn't recognize my thumbprint
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Skin so dry my phone doesn't recognize my thumbprint
I hate doing my shower routine in someone else's home or a shared rental space. Remembering to bring clothes and underwear with me to the bathroom? Putting clothes on before I leave the still humid room? Intolerable!
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I hate doing my shower routine in someone else's home or a shared rental space. Remembering to bring clothes and underwear with me to the bathroom? Putting clothes on before I leave the still humid room? Intolerable!
I'm trying to think of my 5 concerts most likely to get people to hate me, and it's hard because you all would hate my taste in music.
Like, should I go all MAGA, or should I just list how many times I've seen Billy Joel?
Like, should I go all MAGA, or should I just list how many times I've seen Billy Joel?
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm trying to think of my 5 concerts most likely to get people to hate me, and it's hard because you all would hate my taste in music.
Like, should I go all MAGA, or should I just list how many times I've seen Billy Joel?
Like, should I go all MAGA, or should I just list how many times I've seen Billy Joel?
Can we get Bad Bunny to broker an accord between Lindor and Soto?
Per Mike Puma, Francisco Lindor and Jeff McNeil got into a "heated confrontation" after the June 20th game in Philly, and Lindor and Soto had a chilly relationship.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Can we get Bad Bunny to broker an accord between Lindor and Soto?
You hear "Memory" and it's such a beautiful song, and then you remember that it was originally sung by a furry's wet dream.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You hear "Memory" and it's such a beautiful song, and then you remember that it was originally sung by a furry's wet dream.
For real, late 90s Antonio Banderas was about as sexy as it got. Not sure why the studio didn't think this movie would sell.
Fuck it! If I had a time machine I'm going back to the late 90s to make the Phantom of the Opera movie starring Antonio Banderas.
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
For real, late 90s Antonio Banderas was about as sexy as it got. Not sure why the studio didn't think this movie would sell.
Realizing there are a bunch of Andrew Lloyd Webber shows I've never even heard of
My dad and I are watching a DVD of an Andrew Lloyd Webber special I know I watched on PBS in the 2000s, but it looks like it was recorded in the 1980s.
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Realizing there are a bunch of Andrew Lloyd Webber shows I've never even heard of
Actually, I did have Brett Ratner directing MAGA propaganda on my 2025 bingo card
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Actually, I did have Brett Ratner directing MAGA propaganda on my 2025 bingo card
Fuck it! If I had a time machine I'm going back to the late 90s to make the Phantom of the Opera movie starring Antonio Banderas.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fuck it! If I had a time machine I'm going back to the late 90s to make the Phantom of the Opera movie starring Antonio Banderas.
Are all Broadway tickets $300 now, or just the ones I want to see?
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Are all Broadway tickets $300 now, or just the ones I want to see?
My dad and I are watching a DVD of an Andrew Lloyd Webber special I know I watched on PBS in the 2000s, but it looks like it was recorded in the 1980s.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My dad and I are watching a DVD of an Andrew Lloyd Webber special I know I watched on PBS in the 2000s, but it looks like it was recorded in the 1980s.