I'll take "Photos You Can Physically Feel" for $600

Nailed it.

Now to work on pronouncing it...

oh good, finally white people will get a fair shake

п - Meoviy Grilyazh ("Honey-candied Roast"): like a Snickers, richer flavor than Naslazhdenye- 4.5/5

м - Who Said Muuu? Kinda like a Kinder Bueno, but not nearly as good, 3.5/5

н - Rumore: truffle-y in taste and texture, with a little crisp? - 3.5/5

о - Bird's Milk: chocolate filling, not as good as the vanilla one - 3/5

и - Bora Bora: coconut-y and chewy, soft, delicious - 5/5

й - Bird's Milk: vanilla cream filling, not bad - 3.5/5

к - Cow: another Kit Kat lite, too light - 3/5

л - Babayevskii: truffle-like texture, rich fudgy flavor, delicious - 5/5

е - Scharm ("Charm"): light, crispy, coconut-y = delicious - 5/5

ё - Naslazhdenye ("Enjoyment") like a snickers, 4/5

ж - Zheleinye ("Jelly"): chocolate with a raspberry jelly, just meh - 3/5

з - Belochka ("Squirrel"): truffle-y texture, decent flavor - 3.5/5

в - Ledi Noch' ("Lady Night"): literal prune candy, made with dried plums covered in chocolate - but actually really good - 4/5

г - Krasnaya Shapochka ("Little Red Riding Hood"): another Kit Kat lite - 4/5

д - Rulada: similar to б but more chocolate flavor than hazelnut, still excellent - 5/5

а - Slivki Lenivki ("Lazy Cow"): wafers covered in chocolate, think "less dense Kit Kat" - 3.5/5

б - Dobryanka: VERY decadent, crispy outside with smooth filling, rich hazelnut flavor - 5/5

I know I'm not supposed to covet, but I so wish my dog was like that

😂😂

Chesterfield/Boone's Crossing?

okay but who ELSE could pull this look off?

None, say i