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Kris
@krisc.bsky.social
💛🤍💜🖤 🇵🇭🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
genre-fluid musician
Calabio Twins /w @skidmarq.bsky.social
🥁🎸🎤
audio engineer
home cook
nonbinary
https://linktr.ee/calabiotwins
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Calabio Twins - Live at Shit Show out now!

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Live at Shit Show, by Calabio Twins
9 track album
calabiotwins.bandcamp.com
why does John Lennon sing like that? everyone knows you're faking it. sing regular
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
just want to vent here about Threads.com . I'm convinced some people there don't know what shitposting is and be like "Oh, why would this person say such a thing? They must be stupid. I will tell them so!"
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November 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
using gender fluid as bong water
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Mucinex really cooked by having a mascot that gets killed every commercial
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Y'all the pope just told us to touch grass
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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With the impending SNAP cuts, I think starting Monday if someone can show me proof of donating to a food bank I'll sketch them something. I've donated to LA Food Bank before, they do good work www.lafoodbank.org
Los Angeles Regional Food Bank
Our vision: No one goes hungry in Los Angeles.
www.lafoodbank.org
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you and your friends are dressed up as Freddie Mercury's Pepsi cups when Queen performed at Live Aid 1985?
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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i told the goblin about capitalism
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Track 2 on this album is a song called "Layman's Terms." It was a way for me to try to explain how the universe works, inspired by the Buddhist story of Indra's Net. It was a song written for our previous band Platypus Egg and is the first song where I sang lead vocals for the group.
Calabio Twins - Live at Shit Show out now!

calabiotwins.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...

also available on all streaming platforms except Roblox

#MusicianSky
Live at Shit Show, by Calabio Twins
9 track album
calabiotwins.bandcamp.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I'm thinking of doing a series of posts talking about each track. We're a pretty new band but our previous project Platypus Egg was around for 15 years. many of the songs in our live set are old Platypus Egg songs reworked for our new band, most notably @skidmarq.bsky.social and I singing lead vox
October 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
born to play circus metal. forced to play "Drops of Jupiter" by Train
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
going to the asian market just to buy fish sauce only and using it as bong water
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
thinking about the time I asked my therapist if they watch Seinfeld
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
they should make a gender fluid that you can vape
October 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
just some light reading before bed
October 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Calabio Twins - Live at Shit Show out now!

calabiotwins.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...

also available on all streaming platforms except Roblox

#MusicianSky
Live at Shit Show, by Calabio Twins
9 track album
calabiotwins.bandcamp.com
September 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ever since I was a child I dreamed of backing up my multimedia files onto external hard drives
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
hardest part about tolerance breaks is the fact that I use cannabis for insomnia
October 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
trauma dumpling
October 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
who up tuning they instrument?
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Bigots boring, music fun! Hmm, music...
October 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
nooo don't use AI mastering ur so sexy aha
October 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the lion does not concern himself with quantized drum tracks
October 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM