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@krissy.bsky.social
Data scientist. She/her.

I have two rabbits who love sleeping under my bed at night and scaring away the monsters.

Cambridge MA
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Check out this office building that my friend saw in Waltham.

It has not yet been leased to any businesses afaik. Probably because the sort of business with a strategy evil enough to match this lighting isn't going to want to be this obvious
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Aw, look at the little bun lying in a twisty pose! He was resting his head on his paws but looked up as soon as I got my phone out.
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
No Kings on Boston Common was a lot of fun! I think I missed my calling as a mascot
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Welp, I'm cancelling my Paramount+ subscription!
October 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Here's a video to demonstrate my skills of a hair stylist
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I trimmed my rabbit's fur around her eyes because she's a long-haired angora mix, and if I don't trim it back, she won't be able to see.

Let's just say, based on the result, I have much more sympathy for my mom for that one time she cut my sister's hair too short
September 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My Chemical Romance at Fenway

We got here in time to catch the end of the opener
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So, today is August 29, but my car was just towed because someone needs the spot for a van on August 30??

I'm wicked pissed, @cambridgemass.bsky.social Do you not know what day it is?

If cars must be moved a day before, the sign should say that! Now I have to go pay $108 just to get it back 😡😡😡😡
August 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Uh oh, my screenshots are out of order, so if you thought I was nearly done, you were wrong!

Here's an orca blasting something with its green laser eye.
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So, seals don't have that many flippers....
August 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The state dog is the Boston terrier, but more like Boston terrified here.
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yes, this is a collection of flags that are all much better than ours.
August 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I guess this flag is a map with the location of First Encounter Beach?

Either that or someone's trying to peel a temporary tattoo onto their green dick.

(Oh come on, you saw it, too.)
August 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Another flag with colors that are frankly too warm to represent Massachusetts
August 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I like this energy, but I don't really know if our motto should offer a guarantee like that about Worcester.
August 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I get the idea here: it's a partnership between a Native man and a Minuteman soldier, I guess?

But what's up with the knight helmet?
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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August 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
That church steeple doesn't stand a chance against an attack of the red fish!
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I don't know, but it doesn't look to me like those pieces are going to fit together
August 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So, here's a flag that tries to tie in acknowledgment of Native Americans. It sounds like it wasn't actually created by a Native American, though, since the text asks for the red color to be chosen by representatives of indigenous people.
August 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Our flag, but it's tiles. If someone gave this to me as a decorative housewarming gift, I'd be like thanks, I hate it.
August 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
These are stickers that a tourism board would try to sell.
August 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What if Massachusetts were owned by Disney?
August 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There's something vaguely trypophobia-inducing about those cranberries....
August 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This drawing has our state dinosaur (Podokesaurus), state bird (black-capped chickadee), state marine mammal (the right whale), and...state housecat?

Apparently we do in fact have a state cat, and it's the tabby. (Not the bobcat??)
August 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM