You’re gonna need a bigger tree!

Canadian tuxedo is clearly the correct outfit for this event. What a smart and fashionable choice!

My mama's couch is so great that I sometimes prefer it to the full-size bed upstairs.

Do you fill by weight? Or vibes?

reminder if you are still in clean-up mode today, don’t overwork your garbage disposals.

today the busiest day of the year for plumbers. fats, starches, and bones do not belong in a disposal or drain.

reduce food waste, compost where you can, and don’t treat your drains like a trash can.

It should frankly be a cautionary tale for anyone up to and including US citizens about working with/for the US military.

I don't recall where I found this, but I'd say this looks about right.

None of us eat canned cranberry sauce but we figured it needed to be on the table for symbolic reasons (like the bone on a seder plate). So every year since 1995 we are presented with the SAME unopened ceremonial can at the table. It still hasn’t exploded.

I think upholstery means you could order some extra yardage and use it for cushions on a stool or two. But if you don’t need to match, all it means is “pretty material for curtains that will look fabulous in your kitchen” so congratulations!

And! I got HIS glowing report last summer! Multiple generations loved it! And none of us are cat people! Think how much more the cat people/science fiction fans in your life will enjoy it!

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Grandma Tea better bring the toddler's favorite treats as a bribe.