k_the_(snow)kayest ❄️
@ktheokayest.bsky.social
Bisexual Space Socialist.
My HLA-B27 gene is all jacked up.
Tucson resident.
Sci-fi Writer.
He/Him/Dude
Fuck him and everyone who voted for him. You're a moron.
My HLA-B27 gene is all jacked up.
Tucson resident.
Sci-fi Writer.
He/Him/Dude
Fuck him and everyone who voted for him. You're a moron.
Pinned
If the presidency can be destroyed with a single document, it MUST be destroyed to save an entire country. Like excising a cancerous growth threatening the body.
Democracy is that fragile.
Democracy is that fragile.
I am exhausted and I didn't do a single thing today.
-the memior of a 45-year-old
-the memior of a 45-year-old
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I am exhausted and I didn't do a single thing today.
-the memior of a 45-year-old
-the memior of a 45-year-old
I'm in a "eat a whole can of cherry pie filling by myself" kind of mood.
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December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm in a "eat a whole can of cherry pie filling by myself" kind of mood.
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Sometimes, I hate having a functional brain.
This is about Christmas car commercials.
This is about Christmas car commercials.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sometimes, I hate having a functional brain.
This is about Christmas car commercials.
This is about Christmas car commercials.
Galaxy Quest and Aliens. Solid tie.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Galaxy Quest and Aliens. Solid tie.
Me: What do you wanna watch?
My Mom: I want to watch something where they kill a bunch of nazis.
Me: Say no more.
My Mom: I want to watch something where they kill a bunch of nazis.
Me: Say no more.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me: What do you wanna watch?
My Mom: I want to watch something where they kill a bunch of nazis.
Me: Say no more.
My Mom: I want to watch something where they kill a bunch of nazis.
Me: Say no more.
Look, I know every Harry Potter game is terrible, but at least they have off switches. You gotta appreciate that.
Defend a terrible videogame by picking something from it that saves it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Look, I know every Harry Potter game is terrible, but at least they have off switches. You gotta appreciate that.
There is no war BUT class war.
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
There is no war BUT class war.
I wish there was a single riders line for marriages like they have at amusement parks. Like "Hey, you came here alone? Head to the front of the line and we'll just stick you with someone. Have fun!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I wish there was a single riders line for marriages like they have at amusement parks. Like "Hey, you came here alone? Head to the front of the line and we'll just stick you with someone. Have fun!"
I meant to say "chill out" or "calm down" but I accidentally said "chill down."
Everybody chill-the-F-down.
Everybody chill-the-F-down.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I meant to say "chill out" or "calm down" but I accidentally said "chill down."
Everybody chill-the-F-down.
Everybody chill-the-F-down.
When people don't understand what I'm trying to say on my first attempt at explaining something I'm hyper-fixated on and they've never heard of it before.
Get on my level, idiots.
Get on my level, idiots.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
When people don't understand what I'm trying to say on my first attempt at explaining something I'm hyper-fixated on and they've never heard of it before.
Get on my level, idiots.
Get on my level, idiots.
"Sir, a second vaccine has crashed into the World Trade Center."
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Sir, a second vaccine has crashed into the World Trade Center."
*laughs in Billy*
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*laughs in Billy*
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Home Alone is a movie about a young man's journey from adolescents to manhood after being abandoned by his family, left to fend for himself and fight a war against the evils of man's nature. In these trials he emerges victorious and changed, and as a gift for his survival the gods return his family.
a young boy wearing glasses is drinking a pepsi can
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December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Home Alone is a movie about a young man's journey from adolescents to manhood after being abandoned by his family, left to fend for himself and fight a war against the evils of man's nature. In these trials he emerges victorious and changed, and as a gift for his survival the gods return his family.
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Let each man render me his bloody hand.
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Let each man render me his bloody hand.
I had wanted to watch Eurovision this year because it always look so cool and I have never seen it before, and there's NOTHING like that here in America worth watching.
But now I won't because Fuck Israel. Genocidal fucks.
Free Palestine.
But now I won't because Fuck Israel. Genocidal fucks.
Free Palestine.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I had wanted to watch Eurovision this year because it always look so cool and I have never seen it before, and there's NOTHING like that here in America worth watching.
But now I won't because Fuck Israel. Genocidal fucks.
Free Palestine.
But now I won't because Fuck Israel. Genocidal fucks.
Free Palestine.
Oh my FUCKING god. They cast Jared Leto as Skeletor in the Masters of the Universe.
It was already iffy and now it's dead on arrival.
It was already iffy and now it's dead on arrival.
skeletor from masters of the universe is wearing a purple hooded cape and a blue shirt .
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December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oh my FUCKING god. They cast Jared Leto as Skeletor in the Masters of the Universe.
It was already iffy and now it's dead on arrival.
It was already iffy and now it's dead on arrival.
Netflix buying Warner Bros isn't the terrible thing people are making it out to be. This purchase stops Disney & Paramount/Skydance from monopolizing the major studios. It keeps streaming services competitive which keeps the price better than cable and it grants Netflix access to Warner's IP.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Netflix buying Warner Bros isn't the terrible thing people are making it out to be. This purchase stops Disney & Paramount/Skydance from monopolizing the major studios. It keeps streaming services competitive which keeps the price better than cable and it grants Netflix access to Warner's IP.
Finally crashing through that glass ceiling.
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Finally crashing through that glass ceiling.
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10.
Good news, everybody!
My new Chucks arrived. Now I get to spend 6 days of non-stop shoe lace research.
Unless that's weird. Then I definitely am not doing that.
Unless that's weird. Then I definitely am not doing that.
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Good news, everybody!
I really like this Lions team this season. Their record does not reflect their game play.
Hustle.
Hustle.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I really like this Lions team this season. Their record does not reflect their game play.
Hustle.
Hustle.
My new Chucks arrived. Now I get to spend 6 days of non-stop shoe lace research.
Unless that's weird. Then I definitely am not doing that.
Unless that's weird. Then I definitely am not doing that.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My new Chucks arrived. Now I get to spend 6 days of non-stop shoe lace research.
Unless that's weird. Then I definitely am not doing that.
Unless that's weird. Then I definitely am not doing that.
My scented candle game is on point.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My scented candle game is on point.