lolol i messed this up, i used to think it was about the search for good will

i'm so happy to hear that, thank you for the kind words. please tell your kid i said, "hi!!"

and people who say stuff like, "they're more afraid of you than you are of them!" you are WRONG

i get the heebie jeebies just seeing a centipede scurry around from across the room. meanwhile, that centipede cannot even COMPREHEND how much of a THREAT i am. it has NO IDEA i'm about to UTTERLY ANNIH–

real ones remember

aw, my gif didn't work 😣

in a car-shaped toilet, do you sit in the driver's seat to pee or do you pee into the gas tank?

every time i use a stapler, i can't help but think "now I'M the stapler"