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Thomas Kula
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Keeper of the Unkeepable - No one can afford for my opinions to be their opinions - he/him

Nenio Nereala Ekzistas

The People's Republic of Ames - https://kula.tproa.net
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As Promised:

part 1

Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In the early 2000s I lived in Ames, Iowa, when the first (US or North American, I can’t remember exactly which) Barilla pasta factory opened on the edge of town.

I always bought Barilla pasta, support the local economy and all that.
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My second favorite way to have pork, after a BLT:

Melt a stick of butter, put some herbs in it. Split a loaf of Italian bread lengthwise, put it cut side up in a baking dish.

1/n
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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99% of the world is dead. In a small Minnesota town, 1 woman writes the monthly local paper but it’s actually an epic horror story mailed to your door.

THE END TIMES.

Brilliantly conceived by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social , published by @badhandbooks.bsky.social.

1 issue in and I already love it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Due to massive demand, we've expanded our print run of THE END TIMES by Benjamin Percy & Stephen King. Don't miss this serialized short novel delivered to your doorstep. One subscription price gets a year of storytelling.

badhandbooks.com/preorders/th...
October 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Waffles and the Sunday Morning Polka Show
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Post-Thanksgiving stock pot netted two quarts of stock for turkey noodle soup tomorrow and six quarts canned. Plus a sizable mug of "chef's tax" sipped while the pressure cooker came up to temperature.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You put *what* on your hot dog?
“I think you’re in my seat”
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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(S)-cargot (R)-cargot
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just made my most dad-coded midnight snack: braunschweiger[1] spread on a stalk of celery and some ranch dip on top.

[1] I haven’t had this in maybe two decades but suddenly craved it and made it for Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It's the tomato aspic portion of the day.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This is a video I watch probably every three months and have for many years.

There is so much beauty and thought and human capability in the shape of our world. Even in its immense flaws.

youtu.be/hUhisi2FBuw

Where you can forget, and call a plane an aluminum can, as if insult. It's all miracles.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
All it's going to take is your complete cooperation, absolute secrecy, and 20 live turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Your annual reminder that I do not own a gravy boat, I own a gravy dreadnought.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Mono Puff - Tryptophane
YouTube video by PeterCameOut
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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OK - pie discourse - best pie story:

In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*

The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.

/1
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This was very beautiful.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is fun to poke around: arcg.is/1XWyGv1 (via www.taxbasefragmentation.net/about)
Basic
arcg.is
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM