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kurtsh
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Technology Strategist for Microsoft Corp. Posts about #dogs, #sushi, #Xbox, #StarWars, #Hawaii, #sake, #Azure, #Microsoft, #squirrels, #UCLA, #LasVegas, #LosAngeles, #GalaxysEdge, #Disney, #StarTrek & #Family. #Browncoat, #Amity, #Resistance & #Hufflepuff.
About time for that ol' holiday comic tradition...
#StarWars
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oops. Here's the original article from the Pakistani newspaper, Dawn. (Note the interesting editor's note & correction.)

☑️ Auto sales Rev up in October - DAWN
www.dawn.com/news/1954574
#chatgpt
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Attention diabetics using the Freestyle Libre 3/3 Plus: Abbott has issued a recall on sensors that are reporting false low glucose readings.

☑️ URGENT MEDICAL DEVICE CORRECTION - FreeStyle Libre 3/3 Plus | FreeStyle - Abbott
www.freestylecheck.com/us-en/home.h...
#recall #freestyle #libre #diabetes
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Attention diabetics using the Freestyle Libre 3/3 Plus: Abbott has issued a recall on sensors that are reporting false low glucose readings.

☑️ URGENT MEDICAL DEVICE CORRECTION - FreeStyle Libre 3/3 Plus | FreeStyle - Abbott
www.freestylecheck.com/us-en/home.h...
#recall #freestyle #libre #diabetes
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
WHOA. There's a boycott going on right now.

✅ We Ain’t Buying It! - Economic Pressure on Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday - We Ain’t Buying It!
weaintbuyingit.com

#amazon #target #homedepot #boycott
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Dogs rule.
#dogs #humor #funny
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Jesus, I feel seen. 😁😩
#funny #notfunny
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
#MSIgnite returns in 2026—and we want you there!
📅 November 17-20, 2026
📍 San Francisco, CA

Sign up for early access now for a chance at limited-edition swag: msft.it/6006tppS0
#Microsoft #Ignite
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Vault-Tec wishes all its finest Overseers a very happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

*Courtesy of the Fallout account on TOS
#fallout #bethesdastudios #falloutshelter #vaulttec #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#Mercedes unveiled U.S. pricing/range for its 2026 #allelectric #CLA 250+

Price: $47,250 RWD, $49,800 AWD
Range: 374mi RWD, 312mi AWD
Battery: 85 kWh, Charge: 320 kW peak (100mi/5min, 202mi/10min)
Perf: 268 hp/247 lb-ft RWD (6.6s 0-60), 349 hp/380 lb-ft AWD (4.8s)
Top: 130mph
Delivery: Jan '26
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. We used to share bootleg cassettes of Richard Pryor & Eddie Murphy comedy sketchea & OMG, that's all we'd quote in high school. 😝
#richardpryor #eddiemurphy #comedy #humor
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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#Fabric #Azure #Data
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Watch as the sign language interpreter translates "Trump is having a tantrum".
That's dead on.
#lmao #trump #tantrum
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
WHITE POWER GOT PICKED UP BY "RAY" AND GOT SAT DOWN LIKE A TODDLER IN A HIGH CHAIR 😝

✅ Racist Plane Passenger Turns Chaotic Flight Into a WWE Brawl - The Root
www.theroot.com/racist-plane...
#racism
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I woulda gone straight to frickin' commercial. The morning show was way off the rails at this point. 😁
#comedy #humor
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
You'll recognize this as any conversation you have with a #Trump supporter these days.

So violently brainwashed, they blindly & egotistically regurgitate & trust #GOP talking points, with absolutely zero bullshit detection.

#Putin's weaponized an entire political party's ego & thirst for power.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Trader Joe's has these 'seasonal' products everyone raves about but they only have them for a hot minute & they disappear until the next year.

TJ's bacon-wrapped scallops: Best thing in the whole store & they run out every time. If I see them, I buy 10 packages.
#firstworldproblems #traderjoes
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reminder: Career US counter-intelligence agents have believed for years that Trump is a Russian spy.

And no one's done anything about it.

☑️ Putin’s Man in the White House? Real #Trump #Russia Scandal Is Not Mere Collusion, U.S. Counterspies Say
www.newsweek.com/trump-putin-...
#traitor
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Imagine being the most despicable, immoral child rapist & telling someone that Trump is the worst, most indecent person you know.

Here's a link to Epstein's email: jmail.world/thread/HOUSE...
#trump #epstein
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
...like that time when Epstein, the child rapist, said Trump "doesn't have one decent cell in his body" & he'd "met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump".
#trump #epstein
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If this grosses you out as it should, this is LITERALLY what Megan Kelly said to rationalize Epstein's pedophilia.

Keep that in mind whenever you hear a Republican apologist for Trump's relationship with Epstein.
#epstein #trump #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #megankelly #pedophilia
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Everyday, Frank the #Squirrel comes to my doorstep, asking for food. He scratches at the door, peering through the glass.

I open the door & give him a walnut & he takes it from my hand & then jumps on the fence & eats it. He comes back when he's done.

It's as much fun as walking my dog, Waldo.
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
In the early 2000s, Microsoft went nuts over using the ".NET" suffix. Visual Studio .NET, .NET framework, Windows Server .NET... then they reversed course & undid the naming of WS.#Net)

(In the 90s, we did the same thing for the "#Active" prefix. Active Directory, Active Desktop, ActiveX, etc.)
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM