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𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🎄𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔪𝔞𝔰 🖤
@kvyte.bsky.social
I’m not like other girls, I’m an unfathomable horror beyond comprehension 🔪

the smuttyromanceho✨
35 - she/her - NJ 📫
mr. smutty 💍
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈‍⬛
monster romance reader 😈
elder emo 🖤

https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
let’s all do one big inhale and exhale together - air, weed, whatever you choose
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
channeling my inner Nancy wheeler
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
new set - jelly red!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Do we think mr smutty will like this for Xmas? 🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What it is like a day in the life of mr smutty
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
seven cheeses 🧀
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
And he would be correct - get out that lube babies and get in line mamas here
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My dogs slept with me LOOK
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
let my hair be curly yesterday so now I got this mane til I was again
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thriving
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
add bacon, red onion, and maple syrup to your sweet potatoes if you’re a bacon fan - highly rec
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
gobble swallow me drip gravy down the side of me etc etc
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hey @aimeexo.bsky.social can I wear this and tell everyone it’s my gf aka you
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love when it’s Santa on the Diet Coke season
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
also- it’s really important you eat breakfast today - don’t skip meals and try to speak nice to yourself about what you eat and enjoy it

let food guilt have a day off today and remember to love on yourself
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
this is the 6th pic in my gallery- lmao TOO REAL THO 👀👀👀
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I may have judged too quickly they feel kinda good
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
AHHHHHHHHHH
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
……..guess who just found out she’s allergic to excedrine …..while at work …… fuck
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Finallllllly an FMC who loves her body as it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
if you’re stomach feels weak than my work here is done ✨
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
That was the most emo shit I have ever seen and I’ve seen so many emo things

also mf Craig Owen’s got me out here panting like a whole ass slut with the “you’re doing so well” in the fucking chair are you JOKING
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Elder emo who’s tired and it’s Sunday night reporting for duty
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m hosting brunch!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
who’s coming for brunch? I’m making French toast casserole and chicken Caesar sandwiches on croissants!
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM