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Kyle Gato
@kyle.blue
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Dad life & tech stuff ☁️ Director of Site Reliability @ a music streaming co. The views I post are my own and not that of my employer.
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Oh no I do not like that...I mean I do but I don't...chatGPT you don't know me that's my purse!
screenshot of a chat gpt output that says "TL;Dr Kyle Edition"
May 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
kyle.blue
Went and visited my local library today to show some support
A sign in front of a library entrance that reads LIBRARIES REMIND US THAT THERE ARE ALWAYS GOOD THINGS IN THE WORLD
March 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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A three-panel cartoon image featuring a woman at a podium speaking to a crowd. In the first panel, she says, "MY FELLOW AMERICANS," and the audience looks serious and attentive. In the second panel, she says, "BOOBS," and in the third panel, the crowd erupts in cheers, with people raising their hands in excitement.
February 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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honestly thought more customers would be on more modern devices, but happy to see decent H3 adoption.
A digital dashboard screenshot displaying HTTP version distribution over time. The total request count is 1.86 billion. HTTP/2 accounts for 1.47 billion requests, HTTP/3 accounts for 384.07 million requests, and an unknown category has 2.34 thousand requests. A line graph shows the request count trends for each HTTP version, with HTTP/2 represented by a blue line, HTTP/3 by a green line, and unknown by a purple line. The graph's y-axis represents the count, ranging up to 80 million, while the x-axis represents time. The HTTP/2 line dominates the graph, showing fluctuations, while HTTP/3 has a smaller but increasing presence.
February 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
kyle.blue
“It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?”
A screenshot of a Barron’s article showing a snippet about Spotify’s stock and subscription costs, with the highlighted text stating that Spotify is popular and doesn’t cost more than a couple hundred dollars per month for its most expensive plan.
February 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
kyle.blue
Lmao what? Im not even into that. Have friends that are of course (IT being what it is LOL) but how tf did I end up here? 🤣
January 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I just upgraded our google home to one of those Nest audios for $50, pretty good deal IMO, great for casual listening and cooking music! Have a decent sound bar in the living room for bigger sound and subwoofer support. 😄
December 27, 2024 at 5:55 PM
kyle.blue
I know it’s just a big battery but I am so friggin stoked on my Christmas present!!!
December 27, 2024 at 1:32 PM
kyle.blue
Idk that sounds 5 stars to me wth
December 27, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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It’s the holidays, it would be a shame if you had to throw money at the car 😮‍💨 at least I’ll have new tires pads rotors fluid windshield engine downpipes 😂 my 128k mile 7 year old car has basically been rebuilt over the past year
A car dashboard displaying a warning message on the right digital screen that says, “Change brake pads, Driving permitted.” The left gauge cluster shows a tachometer with the needle near 0 RPM, indicating the vehicle is in “P” (park) mode, and the digital speedometer reads 0 MPH. The fuel range is 336 miles, and the external temperature is 30°F.
December 15, 2024 at 3:47 PM
kyle.blue
Did…chatGPT just try and basically say all node developers are Jewish??
December 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
kyle.blue
doubt
December 12, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Fixing a bug is just an amazing feeling when you come back 12 hours later and still see your error rate at 0.
A line graph displaying the count of 400 Bad Request responses over time. The chart starts with low values, shows several spikes throughout the afternoon—including a peak near 60—and then gradually drops to zero later in the evening and staying at zero to now. The total count shown at the top is 405.
December 11, 2024 at 5:56 PM
kyle.blue
Yeah yeah yeah I know. Anyways.
December 4, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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My Black Friday score at Kohls for $11
A person is holding a plush toy resembling Stitch from Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, styled as a pineapple. The plush has blue fur, large floppy ears, a green tuft on top resembling a pineapple crown, and a yellow, quilted-patterned lower body mimicking a pineapple texture. The background shows a stainless steel refrigerator with notes and meal plans attached to it, and part of a green reusable grocery bag is visible on the floor.
November 29, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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my oracle fun continues today. and it's cool Oracle, it's not reasonable for me to expect you to have 2 whole extra cores laying around in your cloud.
Screenshot of Oracle Cloud interface showing a failed operation for updating a DB System OCPU. The page header reads 'Update DB System OCPU,' with a large red 'WR' icon on the left labeled 'FAILED.' A horizontal progress bar indicates 100% completion. Details include operation 'Update DB System OCPU,' OCID with options to 'Show' and 'Copy,' compartment 'napstercloud (root)/PROD,' and timestamps: accepted 'Wed, Nov 27, 2024, 14:13:47 UTC,' started 'Wed, Nov 27, 2024, 14:13:49 UTC,' and finished 'Wed, Nov 27, 2024, 14:24:55 UTC.' Below, the error messages section lists one entry: 'The OCPU scaling operation for the DB system (ocid1.dbsystem.oc1.us-sanjose...) failed due to insufficient host capacity. Oracle is working to provide more capacity. Please try scaling up later,' with an error code 'Error' and timestamp 'Wed, Nov 27, 2024, 14:24:55 UTC.' The navigation menu on the left links to 'Log messages,' 'Error messages,' and 'Associated resources.'
November 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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it's a container why does it take so long, such pain. I can't wait to be done with them
Screenshot of Oracle Cloud interface showing progress on creating a database system. The page header reads 'Create DB System,' with a large 'WR' icon on the left labeled 'In Progress.' A horizontal progress bar indicates 42% completion. Details include operation 'Create DB System,' OCID with options to 'Show' and 'Copy,' compartment 'napstercloud (root)/PROD,' accepted time 'Tue, Nov 26, 2024, 20:24:45 UTC,' started time 'Tue, Nov 26, 2024, 20:24:56 UTC,' and no finished time yet. Below, a log messages section lists three entries with timestamps: 'Creating DB system' (20:33:59 UTC), 'Configuring DB system compute resources' (20:25:05 UTC), and 'Configuring DB system networking' (20:24:56 UTC).
November 26, 2024 at 8:59 PM
kyle.blue
It’s true
A person is standing in front of a bathroom mirror, wearing a Stitch-themed winter hat and a black T-shirt with colorful text that says, “I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.” The background shows a pink bathtub and bathroom tiles. The person has a slightly amused expression and is holding their arms out in a questioning gesture. Various toiletries, including a toothbrush and toothpaste, are visible on the sink counter below the mirror.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
kyle.blue
Never ever ever ever own a German car out of warranty. A slightly annoying noise turned out to mean new downpipes 😂
November 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
kyle.blue
this is how we do it #devops #software #workflow #git #sop
diagram of a workflow as such: dev works on code in git via a branch from main the creation of a new branch and/or PULL request generates a Cloud Build CI job that tests the build that code is merged into the production branch after PR approval that merge triggers Cloud Build to deploy the code to Cloud Run all of that explained with boxes and arrows of various matching or different colors describing a developer workflow
November 12, 2024 at 10:27 PM
kyle.blue
Putting this back on the wall 🫡
A poster from spaceballs the movie with the words “now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb”
November 12, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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I’m not even in mine lol
“A digital illustration of Kyle’s work-from-home life as an SRE. The scene shows a cozy home office with a computer setup displaying code and a large monitor featuring Cloudflare and Google Cloud logos, reflecting Kyle’s focus on infrastructure management. A black Labrador-Chow Chow mix rests nearby, adding warmth to the space. The desk holds a coffee cup, tech gadgets, and books, suggesting long hours and deep focus. Notes on dog care and AI projects add a personal touch. In the background, a whiteboard displays sketches related to Cloudflare workers, Varnish configurations, and Terraform scripts, creating a focused yet comfortable environment.”
November 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
kyle.blue
and that's all folks. 17 fun and then weird years.
November 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
kyle.blue
Deleting all my tweets so I can be fully done with that site 😮‍💨
November 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM