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Lachesis Grimm
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A lady of a certain age. Represented by Gaia Banks of Sheil Land Associates Ltd. Header art by Alyssa Homan.
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Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It's time for everyone's favorite chronologically unanchored holiday, The Story of the Lizard in the Leg.
Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:

1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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All great stories share one special ingredient. Epic Fantasy? Steamy Romance? Hard SciFi? Look carefully and you'll find it: someone getting hit with a briefcase full of bees.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Lofi Odes to Hone Your Blade To
Lofi Dirges to Mourn Maidens To
Lofi Bawdy Tavern Songs to Drink Mead To
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hi hellcheer friends! Looking for a fic- Groundhog’s Day esque, set in a city on New Year’s Eve. Poor Eddie keeps slipping on ice. A train crashes at some point?? Any ideas?
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...

WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
two men in suits and ties with a fbi badge on their jacket
Alt: you should be so lucky to meet Agents Winchester and Winchester
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Tagging this #reylo because some of my reylo moots were having this issue the other day, I think @randombks.bsky.social and someone else?
Attention friends! As a Cyber Sec Specialist, I feel a need to share this. If you receive an email from Ao3, alerting you to a password reset attempt, DO NOT click on the links! This is a scam to get you to provide your current password. Absolutely terrible. Safe cyber smart! #ao3 #scamalert
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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looking forward to the fights that break out over this
Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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thank you for the outpouring of support!

those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
Donate to Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover, organized by Lexi McMenamin
More than half the team at Teen Vogue was laid off this week by our parent co… Lexi McMenamin needs your support for Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover
www.gofundme.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.

we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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A LATTE LIKE LOVE releases on March 17th, 2026, and is available for preorder now! It features:

🖌️ an introverted artist
☀️ a sunshiny barista
🍁 New York
🍝 food as a metaphor for love
☕️ coffee
🍬 sweetness
🌶️ spice
🙅‍♀️ no miscommunication trope
🚫 no third act breakup
🤧 but you’ll still need tissues handy
November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM