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This JLPT prep has rekindled my long irrelevant disdain for pencils. I can't believe we're still using these primitive, lefty-hating devices. Also, the JLPT site says mechanical pencils are allowed but "not recommended" because they might mess up the grading machine. Why allow them then?????
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My answer is JET SET RADIOOO. Not only is this actually happening, but we also have Bomb Rush Cyberpunk in case the reboot is a dud.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Lol @ this utterly unprompted swipe at hummingbirds in the book I'm reading.
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Now that Arkham Origins is running well on my PC again, I have to say this series slaps very much. They don't hold up to much intellectual scrutiny since they basically amount to Highlights Magazine-level busywork wrapped in a story about how a billionaire would make the ultimate cop, BUT: Shut up.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I like this very Super Metroidian glass tube connecting two buildings in Arkham Origins.
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Just spent all night troubleshooting why my laptop was suddenly extremely chuggy. In the end, what worked was unplugging and replugging the power cord. Kind of wish I'd thought to try that back when I was tearing my hair out over SF6 stutters 😳
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
With the JLPT just four days away, I took another practice test and now the fear is brewing. Did okay, but went over time and had several correct answers that I very nearly didn't pick.

I renew my claim that the listening section is way easier than the rest, which is weird bc I'm very visual.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
X-rated lunch
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Valkyrie Profile is like Pokémon but with dead people.
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I just saw a comment under an arcade stick ad that was like, "I want a review copy," and I thought, "arcade sticks don't come in COPIES, they come in UNITS." Then I realized English is just as bad as Japanese about having a gazillion context-specific counters.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Why does the opening of Gremlins go so hard
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Incidentally, this was a very correct week to release a song about losing myself to a bad work-life balance
Btw listen to this. I keep wanting to preface it with a bunch of self-deprecating shit, but whatever, it's what I did with the last twelve months.

gregmoore.bandcamp.com/track/bullet
Bullet, by Greg Moore
track by Greg Moore
gregmoore.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I had to stay up all night for a mostly passive work obligation, so I passed the time by revisiting Okami. I almost never get the urge to play it, even though every time I do it has an uncanny, instant restorative effect on my soul. I can't think of another game that's as joyous an escape.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What are the essential Thanksgiving video games? Cooking Mama?
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Btw listen to this. I keep wanting to preface it with a bunch of self-deprecating shit, but whatever, it's what I did with the last twelve months.

gregmoore.bandcamp.com/track/bullet
Bullet, by Greg Moore
track by Greg Moore
gregmoore.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I don't think we should care about split infinitives. Live a little!
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Sustained anti-Muslim hate + complaints that I'm "too critical of genocide & the Israeli Govt" = 400 cancellations of paid Subs to my human rights newsletter.

So...I'm doubling down. I cannot trade dignity for dollars, and hope those who feel the same support me.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/400-cancel...
400 Cancelled Paid Subscriptions—My Response
I am elevating my human rights advocacy, and I cannot do it without your support
www.qasimrashid.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So yeah I beat Neon Inferno on Medium and it's very good. More nuanced opinions forthcoming. Two important things not covered in the tutorial:
1. L2 locks your shot direction in place so you can run around while shooting
2. R2 locks you in place so you can shoot in various directions without moving
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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wanna feel old??? we are now further from the moon landing than the launch of the NES was from the moon landing
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
People are saying the Neon Inferno guy looks like Jin Kazama, but I'm getting another vibe...
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
For Scream 8 the killers should be revealed to be Paul and Ringo, who then unveil brand new Beatles material onscreen. Also Shatner should show up carrying a kitchen knife and wearing a mask of his own face, and fill in for John. George could be I dunno, Neve Campbell.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Two of my least favorite activities are mixing audio and selecting a font. I can only handle like two variables at a time.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Is there a movie that has aged more in less time than American Beauty?
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lots of great releases this week. Check on Neon Inferno from Zenovia Interactive. They made Steel Assault, my favorite game of 2021.

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Save 20% on Neon Inferno on Steam
NYC 2055: a city beyond salvation. Blast your way through this dense cyberpunk jungle in NEON INFERNO, an explosive fusion of 2D run-and-gun and gallery-shooter, and help the Family dominate its stree...
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November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM