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Lain Kaplan 🏳️‍🌈💗🏳️‍⚧️
@lainkaplan.bsky.social
Level 40+ linguist and trans woman. She/her. Interests: Judaism, human rights, LGBTQ joy, MTG, comics, language, fashion, feminism. Obnoxious fitness affictionado. Fash begone.🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✡️

Black Trans Lives Matter.
Pinned
Reposting a thread I had on Twitter.
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Dear trans people who found out about Judaism’s positing of eight genders,
If you think Judaism sounds like a thing that might work for you, that’s cool, you are welcome to inquire, but Jews have a VERY DIFFERENT perspective on applicants than Christianity.
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AI is running as the racist genocidal fantasies of mal adjusted people forcing their visions on Gen world

Based on devaluing the emotions and creativity of others

While people swear they can middle management it to importance
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Finally, I’m getting my hair done this weekend. I have been needing it for forever. That’s why you’re not seeing so many selfies.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is one of the most romantic posts I have ever read and I am so happy for this guy and his guy.
not much is ok with my life because im a mess with big time mental illness issues and agoraphobia is a bitch but oh my god i love him so fucking much if anyone ever hurt him i would source murder piranhas and siphon them into their gullet. i would walk into mt doom for him
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Our little hoarder! 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
I am fine with just three names on my government ID. But I feel good every time I tell people both my middle names, though one is really nerdy in its English spelling. And I often pronounce them in Hebrew. Which apparently sounds extra exotic.

The Hebrew chai in the first one is ingratiating.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Trump couldn't manage Afghan and gave it to Taliban. Biden aided Afghan refugees for humanitarian reasons bcz the U.S. is responsible for the mess created by Trump. now he is trying to expel those people and blaming Biden. he is always creating the problem, throwing it away, and blaming others.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Over 200 men were sent by Kristi Noem-in violation of a court order-to the CECOT prison for terrorists

She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum

They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.

THERE MUST BE JUSTICE
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don’t think queer people should be forcibly outed. UNLESS they’re right wing politicians who are working to strip the civil rights and justice from other queer people. In that case, they deserve no protection.

So about Madison Cawthorn…
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This has happened to me, sadly.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hold the phone, new trans girl mezuzah just dropped.

(That’s not fair, really. Lots of cis Jews love pickles too. But they aren’t doing it for gender affirmation.)
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I had no idea Elliot Page had been outed without his consent. It’s pure conjecture, but I speculate that Ratner doing that probably was why Trump called for this endorsement as part of his Kulturkampf.
Not a joke: Trump just greenlit RUSH HOUR 4. It will be directed by Brett Ratner, a pig of a human being who has been accused of sexual assault by six women. He also harassed Elliot Page and outed him. Disgusting and depressing on so many levels I don't know where to start.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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“In fact, IN FACT, how do we sue people for getting cancer from smoking our cigarettes???”
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m annoyed I missed this thread when @delafina777.bsky.social wrote it. But it’s excellent, and I feel like my experiences with educating about and experiencing Judenhass helped me a lot in coming to terms with facing transphobia
I think part of the difficulty some people have getting their heads around how antisemitism actually works has to do with the fact that in some ways it maps more closely to homophobia and transphobia than anti-Black racism or religious discrimination.
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I will have to visit my local university to see if I can get a chance to read this on a day off.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Rappel
September 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I laughed.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Wow, Trump thought he was going to spirit Bolsonaro to the US to keep him out of serving time in prison, then apparently gave up on the guy after finding out the escape attempt had been foiled.

Criminal authoritarians love to act like they support other criminal authoritarians.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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God I'm so sick of how "Activist" is used to un-person trans people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Christianity really is Judaism's stalker ex.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Me watching Dispatch: Invisibitch is the Boss from SR3/4? Oh no.
(Yes, I know Bailey has a gajillion roles. That’s the one that came to mind.)
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I remember reading accounts of Bronze Age civilizations ripping themselves apart without any obvious reason beyond the whims of tyrants to be forgotten.

Well, the US is a modern example.
the definitive feature of our time is that our society is committing collective suicide to own the experts

just an entire culture flushing itself down the toilet to avoid admitting that you can learn things in school
This guy has a lot of opinions for someone who hasn’t ever had a real job
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM