Laura Leininger-Campbell
@lala-campbell.bsky.social
Chasing dopamine since the days of disco.
Currently training to hunt bogs and local fens.
Playwright. Gadfly. Working Schmo.
Currently training to hunt bogs and local fens.
Playwright. Gadfly. Working Schmo.
Pinned
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Laura Leininger-Campbell is a playwright and actor. Her award-winning scripts reflect intersections between real-life struggles and how we conjure hope and determination from those conflicts.
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Following up a fantastic premiere of "Buried Phoenix" with a new website! Check it out!
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I named my fists Peaches and Herb because there's one perfect thing and sugar, this one is it.
You know I'm so excited. Cause we're reunited. Hey-yy
You know I'm so excited. Cause we're reunited. Hey-yy
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I named my fists Peaches and Herb because there's one perfect thing and sugar, this one is it.
You know I'm so excited. Cause we're reunited. Hey-yy
You know I'm so excited. Cause we're reunited. Hey-yy
The Professional, part 2 starring Natalie Portman
An entire Firefly/Serenity universe
Spirited Away Part Two
An entire Firefly/Serenity universe
Spirited Away Part Two
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Professional, part 2 starring Natalie Portman
An entire Firefly/Serenity universe
Spirited Away Part Two
An entire Firefly/Serenity universe
Spirited Away Part Two
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absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
Keep circulating the tapes.
Long Live.
Long Live.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Keep circulating the tapes.
Long Live.
Long Live.
If he comes back, I will name him Two Socks, Charlie Brown
He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If he comes back, I will name him Two Socks, Charlie Brown
Beautiful.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Beautiful.
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Her first film will be g rated
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Her first film will be g rated
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"Hello, babies. Welcome to earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind."
HBD Kurt Vonnegut
HBD Kurt Vonnegut
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Hello, babies. Welcome to earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind."
HBD Kurt Vonnegut
HBD Kurt Vonnegut
Magic
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Magic
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This thread is tremendous. Keep unrolling to get more and more.
And of course I gotta add my own contribution:
And of course I gotta add my own contribution:
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This thread is tremendous. Keep unrolling to get more and more.
And of course I gotta add my own contribution:
And of course I gotta add my own contribution:
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Challenge accepted.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Challenge accepted.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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😂🤣😭
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
😂🤣😭
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I think a key requirement for me in candidates is that I need them to hate Republicans more than they hate Democrats
Chuck Schumer is spooked by me. And it's not hard to see why.
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think a key requirement for me in candidates is that I need them to hate Republicans more than they hate Democrats
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness
Unbelievable.
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Unbelievable.
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Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
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okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums
500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
September 19, 2023 at 4:00 PM
okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums
500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
Came out here to rage and then found out Susan Stamberg died today.
I miss everyone coming together for her, for thanksgiving, and for that crazy salad. We all found a way to disagree about that and we didn’t tear each other up about it.
May her memory be a blessing.
I miss everyone coming together for her, for thanksgiving, and for that crazy salad. We all found a way to disagree about that and we didn’t tear each other up about it.
May her memory be a blessing.
October 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Came out here to rage and then found out Susan Stamberg died today.
I miss everyone coming together for her, for thanksgiving, and for that crazy salad. We all found a way to disagree about that and we didn’t tear each other up about it.
May her memory be a blessing.
I miss everyone coming together for her, for thanksgiving, and for that crazy salad. We all found a way to disagree about that and we didn’t tear each other up about it.
May her memory be a blessing.