A Jordan Lambert
@lambertraa.bsky.social
She/Her/Hers✖️Doing weird shit on the internet since MySpace. Opinions are my own.
Lowkey depressed Ravensburger wasn’t at PAXU, because I wanted more Lorcana junk. But, I’m so high on gaming when I get home maybe I’ll actually learn how to play the game. (And Magic).
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lowkey depressed Ravensburger wasn’t at PAXU, because I wanted more Lorcana junk. But, I’m so high on gaming when I get home maybe I’ll actually learn how to play the game. (And Magic).
More than one person at PAXU has asked me about my “big game” and when I’ve responded “I’m the DM of Blackness and Dragons”, they’ve said “I’ve heard of it!” 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
More than one person at PAXU has asked me about my “big game” and when I’ve responded “I’m the DM of Blackness and Dragons”, they’ve said “I’ve heard of it!” 🥰
I am BEGGING convention goers to use the deodorant with the aluminum. BEGGING
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I am BEGGING convention goers to use the deodorant with the aluminum. BEGGING
Ooooh, I think the jet lag is gonna beat my ass this weekend, but I’m in Philly and ready for PAXU!
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ooooh, I think the jet lag is gonna beat my ass this weekend, but I’m in Philly and ready for PAXU!
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In one hours time, our FIRST Blood On The Clocktower game premieres on YouTube @ 12pm PT! TIME FOR SPOOKY DEDUCTION 👻🔮🎃
Feat:
@markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social
@rileysilverman.bsky.social
@ryanomega.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@vincecaso.com
@jeremycobb1.bsky.social
Feat:
@markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social
@rileysilverman.bsky.social
@ryanomega.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@vincecaso.com
@jeremycobb1.bsky.social
Blood on the Tabletop Clocktower | "Wingles and Dingles" | Trouble Brewing
YouTube video by Blood on The TabletopTower
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October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In one hours time, our FIRST Blood On The Clocktower game premieres on YouTube @ 12pm PT! TIME FOR SPOOKY DEDUCTION 👻🔮🎃
Feat:
@markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social
@rileysilverman.bsky.social
@ryanomega.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@vincecaso.com
@jeremycobb1.bsky.social
Feat:
@markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social
@rileysilverman.bsky.social
@ryanomega.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@vincecaso.com
@jeremycobb1.bsky.social
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Time for Blood On The Clocktower with my FAVES! 👻 Our FIRST game premieres tomorrow, Friday 10/31 on YouTube at 12pm PT! 🕰️
Feat:
@markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social
@rileysilverman.bsky.social
@ryanomega.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@vincecaso.com
@jeremycobb1.bsky.social
Feat:
@markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social
@rileysilverman.bsky.social
@ryanomega.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@vincecaso.com
@jeremycobb1.bsky.social
Blood on the Tabletop Clocktower | "Wingles and Dingles" | Trouble Brewing
YouTube video by Blood on The TabletopTower
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Time for Blood On The Clocktower with my FAVES! 👻 Our FIRST game premieres tomorrow, Friday 10/31 on YouTube at 12pm PT! 🕰️
Feat:
@markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social
@rileysilverman.bsky.social
@ryanomega.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@vincecaso.com
@jeremycobb1.bsky.social
Feat:
@markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social
@rileysilverman.bsky.social
@ryanomega.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@vincecaso.com
@jeremycobb1.bsky.social
Okay, friends. What’s the deal on hotel rooms for PAXU? I’m on a panel and I’ve never been - so give me all the details.
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Okay, friends. What’s the deal on hotel rooms for PAXU? I’m on a panel and I’ve never been - so give me all the details.
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Anyone else craving one of those lose track of time, laugh until it hurts, I can't believe we did that kind of games? @xanderrific.bsky.social @lambertraa.bsky.social @hapabarbarian.bsky.social @mahrudeboi.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Anyone else craving one of those lose track of time, laugh until it hurts, I can't believe we did that kind of games? @xanderrific.bsky.social @lambertraa.bsky.social @hapabarbarian.bsky.social @mahrudeboi.bsky.social
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First up, Hunter’s Moon, a D&D one-shot full of masquerade drama run by @lambertraa.bsky.social and featuring @kyngvee.bsky.social, @christheechampion.bsky.social, and @janiepotts.bsky.social. Thursday 9/18 at 9pm EST.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNru...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNru...
September 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
First up, Hunter’s Moon, a D&D one-shot full of masquerade drama run by @lambertraa.bsky.social and featuring @kyngvee.bsky.social, @christheechampion.bsky.social, and @janiepotts.bsky.social. Thursday 9/18 at 9pm EST.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNru...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNru...
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Featured: @hapabarbarian.bsky.social , @xanderrific.bsky.social , @lambertraa.bsky.social @mixladybcosplay.bsky.social @itsbeththebard.bsky.social @thedungeonmaestro.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Prelaunch is live! Welcome to Infinite Stories: the TTRPG toolkit that celebrates human creativity, never Generative AI. Claim your free NPC, magic item, and lore drops now!
July 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Prelaunch is live! Welcome to Infinite Stories: the TTRPG toolkit that celebrates human creativity, never Generative AI. Claim your free NPC, magic item, and lore drops now!
I completely forgot about bluesky for a while. I had some big life drama. Left my job. And now I’m back.
July 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I completely forgot about bluesky for a while. I had some big life drama. Left my job. And now I’m back.
Trying to clean up my DND Beyond because I have waaaaay too many characters in there, but some of these are beasts and I can’t remember where/when I played them??? Did I make them just for fun??
July 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Trying to clean up my DND Beyond because I have waaaaay too many characters in there, but some of these are beasts and I can’t remember where/when I played them??? Did I make them just for fun??
I hope all of my autistic homies get back every single cent of tax money they’ve ever given the government.
April 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I hope all of my autistic homies get back every single cent of tax money they’ve ever given the government.
Some of y’all need to be bonked on the head with a tiny little cast iron skillet!!
April 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Some of y’all need to be bonked on the head with a tiny little cast iron skillet!!
I’ve thought April Fools was dumb ever since Bart Simpson shook up that beer can in the paint shaker and exploded the house.
And this year?? Every damn day has been a joke and we’re all fools.
And this year?? Every damn day has been a joke and we’re all fools.
April 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’ve thought April Fools was dumb ever since Bart Simpson shook up that beer can in the paint shaker and exploded the house.
And this year?? Every damn day has been a joke and we’re all fools.
And this year?? Every damn day has been a joke and we’re all fools.
Letting my meat rest before I cut it, because the Food Network told me to.
Me: Being a steak is so hard little buddy. Take a break while I plate everything else. Do a little cutting board rotting, because dinner is served. You’ve earned it.
Me: Being a steak is so hard little buddy. Take a break while I plate everything else. Do a little cutting board rotting, because dinner is served. You’ve earned it.
March 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Letting my meat rest before I cut it, because the Food Network told me to.
Me: Being a steak is so hard little buddy. Take a break while I plate everything else. Do a little cutting board rotting, because dinner is served. You’ve earned it.
Me: Being a steak is so hard little buddy. Take a break while I plate everything else. Do a little cutting board rotting, because dinner is served. You’ve earned it.
Stoned and thinking about that tweet that said, “ the lead singer of modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose”.
March 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Stoned and thinking about that tweet that said, “ the lead singer of modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose”.
I got to my car after work and it was…hot on the inside…like the sun had been shining on it??? Like spring has sprung????
March 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I got to my car after work and it was…hot on the inside…like the sun had been shining on it??? Like spring has sprung????
I have a new ritual called the “afternoon feel bad”, where I forget that on my current meds I will get nauseous if I don’t eat in a timely manner, so I don’t eat and then I feel bad and then I eat something and immediately feel fine.
March 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have a new ritual called the “afternoon feel bad”, where I forget that on my current meds I will get nauseous if I don’t eat in a timely manner, so I don’t eat and then I feel bad and then I eat something and immediately feel fine.
Nothing ruins my mood faster than finding out my Instacart shopper is a man.
March 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Nothing ruins my mood faster than finding out my Instacart shopper is a man.
Idk how Sleep Token managed to create a 72 hour song, but damn Emergence is good.
March 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Idk how Sleep Token managed to create a 72 hour song, but damn Emergence is good.
Today was my first day without back pain in WEEKS. WE OUTCHERE!!
March 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Today was my first day without back pain in WEEKS. WE OUTCHERE!!
Why yes, I do listen to a lot of Nirvana. Why do you ask?
March 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Why yes, I do listen to a lot of Nirvana. Why do you ask?
The urge to braid my hair now instead of waiting for NEO is so strong.
March 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The urge to braid my hair now instead of waiting for NEO is so strong.