A Jordan Lambert
@lambertraa.bsky.social
She/Her/Hers✖️Doing weird shit on the internet since MySpace. Opinions are my own.
One of them I know I just made as a silly. It’s a harengon bard named Todd Bonzalez, because of this meme.
July 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
One of them I know I just made as a silly. It’s a harengon bard named Todd Bonzalez, because of this meme.
Why yes, I do listen to a lot of Nirvana. Why do you ask?
March 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Why yes, I do listen to a lot of Nirvana. Why do you ask?
I want to listen to Casefile, but I’m so tired it’s gonna put me to sleep.
January 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I want to listen to Casefile, but I’m so tired it’s gonna put me to sleep.
Everything feels stupid.
January 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Everything feels stupid.
Having a lot of feelings.
January 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Having a lot of feelings.
In another life I’m the HBIC of a motorcycle gang.
January 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In another life I’m the HBIC of a motorcycle gang.
My giant handbag is important. It’s where I hide my snacks.
December 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
My giant handbag is important. It’s where I hide my snacks.
Nosferatu fit check.
December 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Nosferatu fit check.
Sees Wicked one time…
December 7, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Sees Wicked one time…
Thursday. Sweatpants.
December 5, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Thursday. Sweatpants.
Let me try this again. THIS is where I post from.
December 4, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Let me try this again. THIS is where I post from.
Santa told me I’m the goodest girl!
December 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Santa told me I’m the goodest girl!
Happy WINGSGIVING!! (I did not have it in me to cook a turkey this year).
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Happy WINGSGIVING!! (I did not have it in me to cook a turkey this year).
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
November 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Thursdays are for sweatpants.
November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Thursdays are for sweatpants.
Thursdays are for sweatpants.
November 21, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Thursdays are for sweatpants.
It’s finally cooled down in Los Angeles.
November 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
It’s finally cooled down in Los Angeles.
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.
Playing DND is my favorite thing ever.
December 2, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Playing DND is my favorite thing ever.