monxieur lala
@lamentlament.bsky.social
age: 20s
pronouns: he/him and perchance others
icon: saihate station
banner: urchin-P monitoring cover ft my husband kuro bousuku
pronouns: he/him and perchance others
icon: saihate station
banner: urchin-P monitoring cover ft my husband kuro bousuku
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i have to be the faggiest person in this unspecified red state
i have some leftover sour slime candy and i'm tempted to add some random shit to it and create a potion of some unknowable kind
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i have some leftover sour slime candy and i'm tempted to add some random shit to it and create a potion of some unknowable kind
random new chin hair has sprouted 'neath mine jaw. why
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
random new chin hair has sprouted 'neath mine jaw. why
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fuck my evil gay pervert life fuck it yea like that
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
fuck my evil gay pervert life fuck it yea like that
craigslist . com / gigs / looking for someone to get me boypreggers because my next period is scheduled to start on new year's day and i can NOT be dealing with the blood omen in 2026
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
craigslist . com / gigs / looking for someone to get me boypreggers because my next period is scheduled to start on new year's day and i can NOT be dealing with the blood omen in 2026
i brought up buzzfeed unsolved at thanksgiving dinner and now my stepfather is obsessed
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i brought up buzzfeed unsolved at thanksgiving dinner and now my stepfather is obsessed
m/f ship = yaouri
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
m/f ship = yaouri
the chia pets are back
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
the chia pets are back
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
yesterday i celebrated catching my period starting before it had the chance to ruin my underwear. today i grieve not only my underwear, but the sheets i slept upon. this surely reflects some law of suffering but moreover it indicates i need a hysterectomy
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
yesterday i celebrated catching my period starting before it had the chance to ruin my underwear. today i grieve not only my underwear, but the sheets i slept upon. this surely reflects some law of suffering but moreover it indicates i need a hysterectomy
been getting really into dismissive avoidant attachment lately
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
been getting really into dismissive avoidant attachment lately
what happens if you get your ass beat kinkstyle while high as hell on morphine
December 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
what happens if you get your ass beat kinkstyle while high as hell on morphine
guess who was in the top 0.5% of maretu listeners on spotify this year
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
guess who was in the top 0.5% of maretu listeners on spotify this year
yesterday i had a dream i applied for a job on a cruise ship. today i woke up from a dream i was back in school and on the swim team. my mind yearns for the wet
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
yesterday i had a dream i applied for a job on a cruise ship. today i woke up from a dream i was back in school and on the swim team. my mind yearns for the wet
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People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
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bro are you pregnant right now. are you seriously with child
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
bro are you pregnant right now. are you seriously with child
just saw an ad strongly imply that wearing layers is childish and unmanly. there is no hope
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
just saw an ad strongly imply that wearing layers is childish and unmanly. there is no hope
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"single male seeking unicorn 😈" im so sorry to break it to you but there are none. not anymore. not since the red bull chased them to the ends of the earth
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"single male seeking unicorn 😈" im so sorry to break it to you but there are none. not anymore. not since the red bull chased them to the ends of the earth
my kin list is bad like it's just really really bad
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
my kin list is bad like it's just really really bad
*heavy russian accent* is nothing. is burger. what is not to understand
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*heavy russian accent* is nothing. is burger. what is not to understand
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Collect my Turkeys
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Collect my Turkeys
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HI! I put these up again for PRE-ORDER until the 1st of December!! If you missed the first batch, check these out!
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November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
HI! I put these up again for PRE-ORDER until the 1st of December!! If you missed the first batch, check these out!
ko-fi.com/s/99f613af32
ko-fi.com/s/99f613af32
i'm buying the $20k NEO robot housekeeper and will provide it and its soulbonded call center employee with extensive firearm training to shoot down the "birds" aka government spy drones that keep loitering on my property. if the employee manning my NEO knows how to shoot straight, even better.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i'm buying the $20k NEO robot housekeeper and will provide it and its soulbonded call center employee with extensive firearm training to shoot down the "birds" aka government spy drones that keep loitering on my property. if the employee manning my NEO knows how to shoot straight, even better.
get more whimsiful
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
get more whimsiful
if you can smell smells rn be grateful
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
if you can smell smells rn be grateful