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@lapanique.bsky.social
Oh hi it's me your pal Panic.
Strident literary feminist. Publishing desk job. Ran one marathon one time.
"Worryingly erotic." "Disagreeable, quite shouty." "Alienating, dangerous, and perverse."
#Toronto
Strident literary feminist. Publishing desk job. Ran one marathon one time.
"Worryingly erotic." "Disagreeable, quite shouty." "Alienating, dangerous, and perverse."
#Toronto
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They may not mean to, but they do.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They may not mean to, but they do.
Isn't it just this upside down?
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Isn't it just this upside down?
Jamie Oliver thinks I have the following cheeses in my fridge:
Cheddar
Brie
Stilton "of course"
Cheddar
Brie
Stilton "of course"
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Jamie Oliver thinks I have the following cheeses in my fridge:
Cheddar
Brie
Stilton "of course"
Cheddar
Brie
Stilton "of course"
Thank you so so much to all the people who shared this post. You helped the Farley Foundation raise $78,250 on Tuesday, smashing their old record of $65k. 💖
On a related note: my work is doing double matching today, so I'm donating to the Farley Foundation. A couple years ago I saw a news story on a similar place in BC that helps with vet costs so people didn't have to surrender their pets. Farley is the Ontario version.
Farley Foundation | Help Ontario Pets Access Vet Care
The Farley Foundation helps low-income pet owners in Ontario afford essential veterinary care. Donate, get involved and help keep people and pets together.
www.farleyfoundation.org
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Thank you so so much to all the people who shared this post. You helped the Farley Foundation raise $78,250 on Tuesday, smashing their old record of $65k. 💖
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„Curth—who received an Outstanding Grad Teaching Award from OU’s Dept of Psychology—is now on admin leave. The uni emphasized its commitment to ‘protecting every student’s right to express sincerely held religious beliefs,‘ which is a fascinating way to describe giving a bad grade to a bad essay.“
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
„Curth—who received an Outstanding Grad Teaching Award from OU’s Dept of Psychology—is now on admin leave. The uni emphasized its commitment to ‘protecting every student’s right to express sincerely held religious beliefs,‘ which is a fascinating way to describe giving a bad grade to a bad essay.“
On a related note: my work is doing double matching today, so I'm donating to the Farley Foundation. A couple years ago I saw a news story on a similar place in BC that helps with vet costs so people didn't have to surrender their pets. Farley is the Ontario version.
Farley Foundation | Help Ontario Pets Access Vet Care
The Farley Foundation helps low-income pet owners in Ontario afford essential veterinary care. Donate, get involved and help keep people and pets together.
www.farleyfoundation.org
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
On a related note: my work is doing double matching today, so I'm donating to the Farley Foundation. A couple years ago I saw a news story on a similar place in BC that helps with vet costs so people didn't have to surrender their pets. Farley is the Ontario version.
Deleted my post about beautiful boy Peabody because his pet profile has come down this morning, so I'm hoping 100000 adoption applications came in over night. <3
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Deleted my post about beautiful boy Peabody because his pet profile has come down this morning, so I'm hoping 100000 adoption applications came in over night. <3
Guys, Kids Can Press is not going to sue a trigger happy foreign government full of war criminals that just said "we only follow judgements we agree with."
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Guys, Kids Can Press is not going to sue a trigger happy foreign government full of war criminals that just said "we only follow judgements we agree with."
Could not agree more.
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Could not agree more.
Surprised it's this low.
@lapanique.bsky.social has swears! They've used 389 profanities in their last 4,552 posts.
🥇 "shit" (88 times)
🥈 "fuck" (68 times)
🥉 "fucking" (39 times)
🥇 "shit" (88 times)
🥈 "fuck" (68 times)
🥉 "fucking" (39 times)
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Surprised it's this low.
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Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
Last minute resale Gowan tickets to a sold out Massey Hall gave great return on investment. I never got to see him in the 80s but y'know, 40 years later (😬) he's still doing a hell of a show. We had a Nice Time.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Last minute resale Gowan tickets to a sold out Massey Hall gave great return on investment. I never got to see him in the 80s but y'know, 40 years later (😬) he's still doing a hell of a show. We had a Nice Time.
SO many suckers on my sacroiliac.
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
SO many suckers on my sacroiliac.
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Olbermann, determined not to be left out of the apparent “men who shouldn’t be volunteering such dubious information about their relationship with Olivia Nuzzi” contest, invites us all to do the math on how old a woman born in 1993 was when a man born in 1959 got to know her in 2011.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Olbermann, determined not to be left out of the apparent “men who shouldn’t be volunteering such dubious information about their relationship with Olivia Nuzzi” contest, invites us all to do the math on how old a woman born in 1993 was when a man born in 1959 got to know her in 2011.
Look at all my fictional cats!!!
(I was hoping playing this again would be soothing but I'm too type A for that I think. MUST PLAY CUTE GAME THE MOST CORRECT)
(I was hoping playing this again would be soothing but I'm too type A for that I think. MUST PLAY CUTE GAME THE MOST CORRECT)
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Look at all my fictional cats!!!
(I was hoping playing this again would be soothing but I'm too type A for that I think. MUST PLAY CUTE GAME THE MOST CORRECT)
(I was hoping playing this again would be soothing but I'm too type A for that I think. MUST PLAY CUTE GAME THE MOST CORRECT)
I truly thought I was so deeply, darkly cynical and yet all of this has exploded every low expectation I had. As it turns out, I did actually have a lot of faith in humankind. And they killed it.
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I truly thought I was so deeply, darkly cynical and yet all of this has exploded every low expectation I had. As it turns out, I did actually have a lot of faith in humankind. And they killed it.
👇🏼
Anyway, buy some books.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
👇🏼
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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It's a beautiful, sunny day - why not start the new week with a new book? Lots of goodies haunting our shelves! 🧡👻📚 @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's a beautiful, sunny day - why not start the new week with a new book? Lots of goodies haunting our shelves! 🧡👻📚 @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social
I hope the afterlife has plenty of lamps for you to dance with. 🫡
Official Trailer - ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA (1974, Udo Kier, Joe Dallesandro, Paul Morrissey)
YouTube video by Trailer World
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I hope the afterlife has plenty of lamps for you to dance with. 🫡
You like movies about gladiators, Charlie Brown?
You ever been in a Turkish prison, Charlie Brown?
Wanna know how I got these scars, Charlie Brown?
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You like movies about gladiators, Charlie Brown?
The year has sixteen months. November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, November, November, November.
– Vigdis Hjorth, Is Mother Dead
– Vigdis Hjorth, Is Mother Dead
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The year has sixteen months. November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, November, November, November.
– Vigdis Hjorth, Is Mother Dead
– Vigdis Hjorth, Is Mother Dead
I don't think Trump himself is smart enough to play this game and I don't know if they guys controlling him would have played this particular move but I think this is absolutely right in general.
Trump's performance, MTG's about face, Rogan questioning the Big Lie, it's protective ass-covering as we head into the midterms and beyond with an increasingly uneasy populace. It's a ruse. And the media will largely fall for it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don't think Trump himself is smart enough to play this game and I don't know if they guys controlling him would have played this particular move but I think this is absolutely right in general.
Loolllll what is even happening?
Huge victory for Zohran Mamdani in the Oval Office. He stuck to his guns, spoke about affordability, proudly declared himself a Democratic Socialist, condemned genocide in Gaza, did not back down from calling Trump a “fascist,” and still got Trump to praise him, undermining months of GOP attacks.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Loolllll what is even happening?
Started Giovanni's Room today at lunch & am already halfway through. What a gorgeous book. Is it too facile to make Genet comparisons? Certainly I find in Baldwin more beauty & less vulgarity. More melancholy too. But it's the same 5am streets of Paris belonging to gangs of boys spilling from bars.
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Started Giovanni's Room today at lunch & am already halfway through. What a gorgeous book. Is it too facile to make Genet comparisons? Certainly I find in Baldwin more beauty & less vulgarity. More melancholy too. But it's the same 5am streets of Paris belonging to gangs of boys spilling from bars.