Andrew LaSane
@laptoplasane.bsky.social
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Some dude. Feed may contain boobies 😏 @laptoplasane.art
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I just wanna put sweatpants on already 😩
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thatwitchmia.bsky.social
Today's newsletter - Dancing in the Rain: Or Being Very Good At Being Poor

Also featuring:
✨ A roundup of this week's reviews (boo Ryan Murphy, yeah Jalmari Helander)
✨ Breaking down why Chris not realizing he was in a Nazi dimension in #Peacemaker Matters Actually™
✨ Quick #GenV thoughts
Dancing in the Rain: Or Being Very Good At Being Poor
The fun thing about being unemployed (or I guess underemployed, since I'm freelancing where I can) is that there's always something to do and you literally never feel like you're doing enough.
www.picketywitch.com
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thehorrorchick.bsky.social
Hey y'all - sharing again as I'm really proud of the work I'm doing here & just trying to promote my writing however I can. I'm pretty good at promoting everything else but myself these days. All subs are appreciated but the paid subs will help me keep this going (plus we have a big vet visit soon).
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Hey y'all - so everything has now been set up on Ghost officially. I'm sending an email to all current subscribers soon about what the happs are. And for those who would like to sub, I have paid & free tiers: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io (you can even tip too instead! LOL)
From the Desk of The Horror Chick
Heather Wixson explores horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io
laptoplasane.bsky.social
Listening to The Ladykillers Podcast talk Autopsy of Jane Doe and I've decided that Jane was an evil woman who killed lots of children.

She wasn't a witch, but it was the only label that fit the time period, so when they finally caught her and treated her like one, they inadvertently made her one.
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How I feel when people blame everything on queer/trans people (or, on the other end of the spectrum, when y'all blame everything on the patriarchy)
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Almost made a friend today. #birds
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Might have to take writer out of my bios soon if I don't get more freelancing gigs
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laptoplasane.bsky.social
Now that I have a working #laserdisc player again, I'm throwing on an absolute classic that most people have never heard of.
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thatwitchmia.bsky.social
Looking to connect with assigning entertainment editors at outlets I haven't worked with yet. As we head into Q4, my primary focus is expanding my pitch pool before we hit "let's circle back after the holidays" season.

I can be reached here or my contact page:
Contact the Witch
Your email: Your message: Send
www.picketywitch.com
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Custom Pan's Labyrinth denim jacket
Denim jacket painted with portrait of Pale Man from Pans Labyrinth
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For those who don't watch my IG stories, I'm working on a gender neutral version 🗒️
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The company says the price is too low, but my new #horror hats are up for sale anyway in 5 colors :)

laptoplasane.myshopify.com/products/pre...
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Kickstarter won't let me ship some rewards until people pay tax (and add a shipping address) so please check your emails 🫶🏾
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The Flash movie was fun.
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I didn't love "Him" and I'm bummed about it.
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I think I have to learn from scratch how #freelancewriting works.

Had over a decade under my belt, but after a couple years away, the entire landscape feels different now. Also, my usual sites either don't cover the same things, or everyone I knew is gone 🥲
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I don't care what the plot is, just put these two in a movie together.
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I know I'm probably in the minority, but I do feel bad for that lady (and her family, obviously)
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Watched Unknown Number and man...we gotta do more for people with mental illness 😭
laptoplasane.bsky.social
Watched Unknown Number and man...we gotta do more for people with mental illness 😭
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Jammin in the thrift is my full-time job