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@lauraornella.bsky.social
𝓦𝓔𝓛𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓔 𝓣𝓞 𝓛𝓐𝓦𝓐𝓛𝓐𝓝𝓓
https://linktr.ee/lauraornella
actor • comedian • writer
🇨🇺 slow burn 🎭 🫧 @humordarling 🤸🏽♀️
https://linktr.ee/lauraornella
actor • comedian • writer
🇨🇺 slow burn 🎭 🫧 @humordarling 🤸🏽♀️
i am so fatigued by Wicked. these two movies rolling out has felt like a 20-year-long process.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i am so fatigued by Wicked. these two movies rolling out has felt like a 20-year-long process.
it’s actually “live, laugh, love, LinkedIn” …not sure why that last part keeps getting dropped
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it’s actually “live, laugh, love, LinkedIn” …not sure why that last part keeps getting dropped
and on a full moon, too. gotta hand it to him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
and on a full moon, too. gotta hand it to him.
behind every great idea is about five other people who had the same idea but didn’t have enough followers to gain algo traction
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
behind every great idea is about five other people who had the same idea but didn’t have enough followers to gain algo traction
granola is yassified oatmeal
September 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
granola is yassified oatmeal
Maybe I…don’t want to watch “The Yogurt Shop Murders”
August 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Maybe I…don’t want to watch “The Yogurt Shop Murders”
reading about
AI doctors
AI Hollywood
AI advertising
AI service workers
etc.
Just remember, if there is no work — we can't use our stupid money on your stupid AI services. That is literally how an economy works.
AI doctors
AI Hollywood
AI advertising
AI service workers
etc.
Just remember, if there is no work — we can't use our stupid money on your stupid AI services. That is literally how an economy works.
June 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
reading about
AI doctors
AI Hollywood
AI advertising
AI service workers
etc.
Just remember, if there is no work — we can't use our stupid money on your stupid AI services. That is literally how an economy works.
AI doctors
AI Hollywood
AI advertising
AI service workers
etc.
Just remember, if there is no work — we can't use our stupid money on your stupid AI services. That is literally how an economy works.
i feel like an art historian right now
June 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i feel like an art historian right now
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One minute in Kyiv
I continue sharing these moments with you to show Kyiv's beauty and strength.
Stop me when you get bored.
I continue sharing these moments with you to show Kyiv's beauty and strength.
Stop me when you get bored.
May 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
One minute in Kyiv
I continue sharing these moments with you to show Kyiv's beauty and strength.
Stop me when you get bored.
I continue sharing these moments with you to show Kyiv's beauty and strength.
Stop me when you get bored.
new pope, who dis
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
new pope, who dis
conclave but your friend group picking a brunch spot
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
conclave but your friend group picking a brunch spot
Coloring eggs? In this economy?
March 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Coloring eggs? In this economy?
Good morning: “Haiiii”
Good afternoon: “I want to sell you something.”
Good evening: “Death awaits”
Good afternoon: “I want to sell you something.”
Good evening: “Death awaits”
March 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Good morning: “Haiiii”
Good afternoon: “I want to sell you something.”
Good evening: “Death awaits”
Good afternoon: “I want to sell you something.”
Good evening: “Death awaits”
me when i ask my brother if he also listens to doechii
February 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
me when i ask my brother if he also listens to doechii
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Big Shot eating an egg for breakfast. You do understand people are suffering, right? They can't pay their rent. They can't afford their medications. And yet here you are, eating an egg for breakfast."
Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
“Prices at the grocery store have risen for many foods, but the cost of eggs climbed the most in the last year and consumers have scrambled to keep...
buff.ly
January 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Big Shot eating an egg for breakfast. You do understand people are suffering, right? They can't pay their rent. They can't afford their medications. And yet here you are, eating an egg for breakfast."
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I swear to God if you call the toilets attractive one more time
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I swear to God if you call the toilets attractive one more time
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A rare misstep from Elon Musk. Nobody's perfect.
January 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A rare misstep from Elon Musk. Nobody's perfect.
A haiku:
A man loud and proud
Taking up space of course
Quiet cafe is no longer
A man loud and proud
Taking up space of course
Quiet cafe is no longer
January 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A haiku:
A man loud and proud
Taking up space of course
Quiet cafe is no longer
A man loud and proud
Taking up space of course
Quiet cafe is no longer
2025 list
IN: bed.
OUT: my mind.
IN: bed.
OUT: my mind.
December 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
2025 list
IN: bed.
OUT: my mind.
IN: bed.
OUT: my mind.
don’t talk to me til i’ve had my bidet
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
don’t talk to me til i’ve had my bidet
The day after Christmas? More like the day we spend 4 hours in the antique mall testing testing familial bonds.
December 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
The day after Christmas? More like the day we spend 4 hours in the antique mall testing testing familial bonds.
The Gisèle Pelicot case shows that even if the woman is unconscious, men will still find a way to blame her rather than go to therapy.
December 19, 2024 at 2:13 PM
The Gisèle Pelicot case shows that even if the woman is unconscious, men will still find a way to blame her rather than go to therapy.
what talent is like, “hey, can you get rid of the free account option??”
lol $15/month?? Insanity.
@castingnetworks.bsky.social
lol $15/month?? Insanity.
@castingnetworks.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 10:26 PM
what talent is like, “hey, can you get rid of the free account option??”
lol $15/month?? Insanity.
@castingnetworks.bsky.social
lol $15/month?? Insanity.
@castingnetworks.bsky.social
how many medical device sales reps are out there?! reality tv has opened my eyes…
December 10, 2024 at 3:02 AM
how many medical device sales reps are out there?! reality tv has opened my eyes…
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