lauren
@laurelita.bsky.social
laurelita on the bird site, laurelita on the sky site, laurelita in hell
i love to Tampopo out on some viscerally enjoyable cookery
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i love to Tampopo out on some viscerally enjoyable cookery
makeup turned out nice today
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
makeup turned out nice today
anne carson's playful rewrites of classic poems are destroying me
October 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
anne carson's playful rewrites of classic poems are destroying me
made a delicious corn/potato/bacon chowder for dinner with onions and cilantro from my garden and trader joe's garlic boats. soupmaxxing season has begun, my droogs
September 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
made a delicious corn/potato/bacon chowder for dinner with onions and cilantro from my garden and trader joe's garlic boats. soupmaxxing season has begun, my droogs
seriously one of the funniest authors. a million little jokes and tongue in cheek phrases and wry quips
September 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
seriously one of the funniest authors. a million little jokes and tongue in cheek phrases and wry quips
why would you ever try to 'debate' a lawyer
September 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
why would you ever try to 'debate' a lawyer
might be too ginger to pull off this lipstick shade, which is called “Mordor”
August 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
might be too ginger to pull off this lipstick shade, which is called “Mordor”
it fucked. plus look at my sexy lil gin elderflower fizz (Empress gin, turned pink via lemon juice)
August 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
it fucked. plus look at my sexy lil gin elderflower fizz (Empress gin, turned pink via lemon juice)
going yia yia mode (avgolemono)
August 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
going yia yia mode (avgolemono)
have discovered the life changing magic of tilting my electric griddle at a 45 degree angle when making crepes so they come out almost transparently thin and crisp
July 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
have discovered the life changing magic of tilting my electric griddle at a 45 degree angle when making crepes so they come out almost transparently thin and crisp
me taking the black pill and finally shopping at buc-ee’s
July 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
me taking the black pill and finally shopping at buc-ee’s
like sorry why is george santos weighing in
June 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
like sorry why is george santos weighing in
on whether murdering and penetrating a woman are the same thing
June 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
on whether murdering and penetrating a woman are the same thing
my ex told me i 'read smut but only the boring kind [theory about it]' and i am afraid i am continuing this tradition with this twofer ("Coldness and Cruelty" by Gilles Deleuze and "Venus in Furs" by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch)
June 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
my ex told me i 'read smut but only the boring kind [theory about it]' and i am afraid i am continuing this tradition with this twofer ("Coldness and Cruelty" by Gilles Deleuze and "Venus in Furs" by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch)
incredible homage to a fav
June 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
incredible homage to a fav
i’m obsessed with carol clover’s 2x2 analysis of horror on two axes (male-female, masochistic-sadistic) and her illumination of the masochistic middle; the endings are essentially pre written in genre fiction, so the psychosexual play is all in the journey. so pellucid
June 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i’m obsessed with carol clover’s 2x2 analysis of horror on two axes (male-female, masochistic-sadistic) and her illumination of the masochistic middle; the endings are essentially pre written in genre fiction, so the psychosexual play is all in the journey. so pellucid
there were many hot italian men who could have honored this raviolo locket with their beautiful faces but--
June 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
there were many hot italian men who could have honored this raviolo locket with their beautiful faces but--
poem about Chungking Express (1994)
May 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
poem about Chungking Express (1994)
bangs: trimmed
brows: done
septum piercing: fake
brows: done
septum piercing: fake
May 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
bangs: trimmed
brows: done
septum piercing: fake
brows: done
septum piercing: fake
laughed like the last woman i dated and i did not fully bring gifts for each other to our first date, unplanned (me, homemade jasmine flower soap, her, a basket of pears from her mother’s tree) and then on our second date i met her parents. i love women
May 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
laughed like the last woman i dated and i did not fully bring gifts for each other to our first date, unplanned (me, homemade jasmine flower soap, her, a basket of pears from her mother’s tree) and then on our second date i met her parents. i love women
nasturtium tastes peppery, like arugula without the earthiness, and the raw seeds have sort of a baby corn texture. also it grows like a weed and makes beautiful, easily-color-crossed flowers. i made a nasturtium vinegar from them once! grow it imo
May 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
nasturtium tastes peppery, like arugula without the earthiness, and the raw seeds have sort of a baby corn texture. also it grows like a weed and makes beautiful, easily-color-crossed flowers. i made a nasturtium vinegar from them once! grow it imo
apple tart before n after
April 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
apple tart before n after