ok now you're just stealing my bits

Did you eat a lot of anything in particular?

Oh you noticed?

alright i fucking will then

Every time I dropped an egg in the pan, I'd make sure to drop a second, knowing that at least half the time, one of them would break or come out looking like a wispy ghost, its wet white tentacles threatening to spread over your toasted English muffin or shrouding your frisée aux lardons salad.

I've been bad and buying these instead lol

The funny thing is seeing all the Aetherdrift product that's still there. I'm the literal target demographic and even I won't buy it with how bad they made it lol

but how did i even find my own email

he texted you this late at night?

yeah the last thing he said on the radio was "ha ha ha that tickled"

I have all of these and they're the fucking best