La Zarigueya
@lazarigueya.bsky.social
Pete Hegseth is peeing himself after getting like NO sleep last night, guys.
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Pete Hegseth is peeing himself after getting like NO sleep last night, guys.
Why didn’t I go as Mike Johnson for Halloween? As easy costume win for nearly any woman.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why didn’t I go as Mike Johnson for Halloween? As easy costume win for nearly any woman.
Clearly they were equipped with sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.
a bald man with a shaved head is making a funny face .
ALT: a bald man with a shaved head is making a funny face .
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December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Clearly they were equipped with sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.
A novel way of answering your friend’s question about what you got stuck doing during your Fall Pause.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A novel way of answering your friend’s question about what you got stuck doing during your Fall Pause.
That Melania is nothing if she ain’t beautiful, ay boys?
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That Melania is nothing if she ain’t beautiful, ay boys?
He’s one of the ones you can tell is a bad guy just by looking at him.
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
He’s one of the ones you can tell is a bad guy just by looking at him.
Someone PLEASE challenge her to define “kinetic”… 🙏
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Someone PLEASE challenge her to define “kinetic”… 🙏
Awww now the right is piling on? Poor Ka$h!
C’mon, folks… Having a boss who looks around like this regularly doesn’t inspire confidence??
C’mon, folks… Having a boss who looks around like this regularly doesn’t inspire confidence??
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Awww now the right is piling on? Poor Ka$h!
C’mon, folks… Having a boss who looks around like this regularly doesn’t inspire confidence??
C’mon, folks… Having a boss who looks around like this regularly doesn’t inspire confidence??
You know how it’s super cool and like the new TikTok trend for 2026 to be totally uninformed about any medical procedure they’re performing on you..? 🤡
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You know how it’s super cool and like the new TikTok trend for 2026 to be totally uninformed about any medical procedure they’re performing on you..? 🤡
“political cactus”
Why so prickly, I wonder? 🤔
Why so prickly, I wonder? 🤔
a purple cactus with yellow eyes is crawling out of the ground
ALT: a purple cactus with yellow eyes is crawling out of the ground
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December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“political cactus”
Why so prickly, I wonder? 🤔
Why so prickly, I wonder? 🤔
Imagine your dismay if you wasted money on this dinner.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Imagine your dismay if you wasted money on this dinner.
Serious question: is she wearing a purplish-gray turtleneck?
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Serious question: is she wearing a purplish-gray turtleneck?
💯. Thank goodness I left that line of work as soon as it wasn’t fun or worthwhile as a 2nd job anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
💯. Thank goodness I left that line of work as soon as it wasn’t fun or worthwhile as a 2nd job anymore.
30 some years ago I got $5.15 an hour. Now it’s $7.25!
a cartoon character holding stacks of gold coins
ALT: a cartoon character holding stacks of gold coins
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November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
30 some years ago I got $5.15 an hour. Now it’s $7.25!
Noem sounds so sensible and empathetic to any scared 75 year old tuning in who doesn’t recognize America anymore as the same one from his 1950s youth.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Noem sounds so sensible and empathetic to any scared 75 year old tuning in who doesn’t recognize America anymore as the same one from his 1950s youth.