Lazarus
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Every CEO: But Donald Trump and the NYT and Fox News and Newsmax told me everyone loved AI
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every CEO: But Donald Trump and the NYT and Fox News and Newsmax told me everyone loved AI
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“Now what? … Oh God, Ernie! Navy ants!”
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Now what? … Oh God, Ernie! Navy ants!”
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Just wanted to say good evening to all the steamroller drivers out there.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just wanted to say good evening to all the steamroller drivers out there.
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Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
Putting Joe Cole alongside Peter Crouch is excellent work by everyone involved 👍
two men wearing sunglasses are standing next to each other with their arms raised in the air .
Alt: two men wearing sunglasses are standing next to each other with their arms raised in the air .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Putting Joe Cole alongside Peter Crouch is excellent work by everyone involved 👍
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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I saw Alan Sugar yesterday.
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I saw Alan Sugar yesterday.
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The Married Scientists Torn Apart by a Covid Bioweapon Theory
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
One thing for having 10yr olds in the house is that every time a football commentator says that a teams' defence is in sixes and sevens, at least one of them will suddenly yell "SIX SEVEN!" at the top of their lungs.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One thing for having 10yr olds in the house is that every time a football commentator says that a teams' defence is in sixes and sevens, at least one of them will suddenly yell "SIX SEVEN!" at the top of their lungs.
Inventor of Dubai chocolate: "Hey, what if we made it taste terrible and have the texture of hair?"
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Inventor of Dubai chocolate: "Hey, what if we made it taste terrible and have the texture of hair?"
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LOTS of people still go to the movies! it's not their fault you spent a quarter of a billion dollars on one film and you need them all to see it three times for it to make a profit. spend less!
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
LOTS of people still go to the movies! it's not their fault you spent a quarter of a billion dollars on one film and you need them all to see it three times for it to make a profit. spend less!
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Can't say I'd fancy meeting Boreham Wood in the third round, based on this first half.
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Can't say I'd fancy meeting Boreham Wood in the third round, based on this first half.
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Shamina Begum must be held accountable for her actions when she was 15. Whereas I should not, because I was a mere child.
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Shamina Begum must be held accountable for her actions when she was 15. Whereas I should not, because I was a mere child.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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tarantino flicking through his big book of actors nobody dislikes and stopping at random pages. its finally time to bring down nathan lane and randall park.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
tarantino flicking through his big book of actors nobody dislikes and stopping at random pages. its finally time to bring down nathan lane and randall park.
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[first date]
Me: So what do you do?
Her: I’m a radiologist.
Me: Cool! So tell me, does anyone even listen to the radio anymore?
Me: So what do you do?
Her: I’m a radiologist.
Me: Cool! So tell me, does anyone even listen to the radio anymore?
February 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
[first date]
Me: So what do you do?
Her: I’m a radiologist.
Me: Cool! So tell me, does anyone even listen to the radio anymore?
Me: So what do you do?
Her: I’m a radiologist.
Me: Cool! So tell me, does anyone even listen to the radio anymore?
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
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Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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"can u explain these gaps in your CV" yes those are spaces they help you know what's a word and what's another word, it's the long bar on the keyboard here gimme your phone I can help u it's easy
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"can u explain these gaps in your CV" yes those are spaces they help you know what's a word and what's another word, it's the long bar on the keyboard here gimme your phone I can help u it's easy
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling