Lazer Guided
@lazerguided.bsky.social
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Occasional music hackery. Probably a Stasi informant. Previously @lazerguidedblog on whatever the hell Twitter is now Lives in Glasgow, works in London, hides in Dublin.
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This is a fantastic thread...
colewehrle.bsky.social
Alright, let's do it. Here's a little prospective reader's guide to every Thomas Pynchon novel. We'll take them in order of publication. This might be a long thread. Buckle up! 1/x
Image from the Simpsons of Pynchon with a bag over his head on a cell phone. He's standing in front of a house with a neon sign advertising it as his home.
lazerguided.bsky.social
#speirgorm has been full of the lolz today. More of this kind of thing.
lazerguided.bsky.social
Looking forward to our Canadian Gavin Newsom expert's hot take.
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Also contains a photo of my wife at Optimo, out of her skull on disco biscuits
lazerguided.bsky.social
There's a guy in this boozer - can't be a day under 70 - who's rocking a 1980s, Limahl in his pomp coiffure, and I only hope I get to look like that if I make it to his vintage.
lazerguided.bsky.social
Ironically, every middle 8 of a track with Bridge in the title is mawkish, unlistenable pish.
lazerguided.bsky.social
Watch out for the giant, mutant Pearly Kings and Queens.
lazerguided.bsky.social
No, but Junior Disprin may give you Dutch Elm Disease.
lazerguided.bsky.social
Trump has already given the thumbs up to shooting down paper plane incursions.
lazerguided.bsky.social
Sorry. Double-booked for that slot - I'm in a workshop that day. Feel free to book a rapture session next week; you have access to my Outlook diary.
lazerguided.bsky.social
This is such the problem with all this random rapture-ing. Quite a few gigs lined up over the next few months, but you try getting a refund from Ticketmaster, et al. A complete lack of joined-up thinking.
lazerguided.bsky.social
Always thought BBR could do a decent rescore of this soundtrack.

Or maybe Shampoo. Yeah, probably Shampoo.
lazerguided.bsky.social
Quite a few hanging in the Hanover St area
lazerguided.bsky.social
Hmm. Plenty of tricolours affixed to the lampposts of backstreet residential Dublin D2. I assume a celebration of welcoming, tolerance and solidarity, rather than racist flagshaggers at it again. #Speirghorm
lazerguided.bsky.social
We've all seen you Republican Marxists, bothering our fine Unionist equines on railway lines.
lazerguided.bsky.social
As the UK is having another normal one again, I'm having my own state visit. To Ireland. Currently parading around Drumconda dressed as Melania Trump's hat creature.
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Union Street, by Central Station
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Glasgow's at-risk, Category A listed Egyptian Halls looks so much better with the scaffolding wrapping torn off and a large advert for vapes added.
Photo of the Egyptian Halls looking grimmer than ever.
lazerguided.bsky.social
I do find it rather bizarre that the fash are back. A good punch in the face should sort them out (like what happened to Moseley).
marcdavenant.bsky.social
Oswald Mosley at a British Union of Fascists rally in East London on 4 October 1936. People who ignore the errors of the past are destined to repeat them.
Inadequate man, with a vague moustache and a fascist uniform, walks past a crowd doing Nazi salutes. He is being followed by a man in a dirty raincoat clutching a bag fiercely. Nobody knows what horrors lay within.
lazerguided.bsky.social
Might not do any heroin, though
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In a bar and they're playing Heroin by the Velvet Underground, which isn't a sentence I thought I'd type.
lazerguided.bsky.social
I fell so hard for that album at the time. Hooray for the maudlins.
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