Wow, congratulations on reaching the incredible milestone of nine years of sobriety! That's quite an achievement! 🫶

Your dentist doesn't want you to run away. 🫣

Sigh ~ when I read this, I thought it was a joke. Now I have to search around a bit. Only some gTLD extensions are welcome everywhere. Annoying.

Geez... can't understand why companies are still advertising on Twitter.

To add a touch of excitement, you could include the phrase: "It truly saves me countless hours of work every day."