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Leah
@leahforonce.bsky.social
They/Them, 30s, Queer. No I don’t have consistent sleep schedule, why do you ask?

Good Omens, Dead Boy Detectives, Our Flag Means Death - Izzy Enjoyer.
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Gender? Well that’s nothing to do with me
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I finally finished my dinosaur fossil cowl! I've been knitting it on and off (mostly off) for nearly a year. I'm super proud of it, even if I can see mistakes. I definitely improved during the process, that's for certain.
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The first fic in the Good Omens Advent Calendar was such a delight!

@dragonfire-42.bsky.social expanded on @gleafer.bsky.social hilarious Clingy Demon comics and offered profound insights into coping with trauma, ending in a festive Christmas trip 🥰✨🎄

Separation Anxiety
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#GoodOmensFic
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

"IT IS ... UNFAIR.

‘That’s life, master.’

BUT I’M NOT.

‘I meant this is how it’s supposed to go, master,’ said Albert.

NO. YOU MEAN THIS IS HOW IT GOES."
Discworld QOTD, from The Truth
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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we all know this classic way
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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“if you want to be healthy, just listen to your body” but my body wants a sugary drink and 100k words of fanfiction
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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“can you be normal about this?” i wish
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Me showing an interest in my dog's hobbies
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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tell me someone who makes you feel like this
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Hi y'all, plugging my ornament one last time! ko-fi.com/s/699a70f2fb
OFMD Christmas ornament - Sylvia's Ko-fi Shop
Laser cut wood Christmas ornament with ribbon. Please note that the ribbon detail may vary based on supply. Shipped via USPS worldwide. Buyer is r...
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November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Idk who needs this but turn your volume up and you're welcome 😌
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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after watching the first 2 episodes of heated rivalry im

incoherent

conor storie's butt should be like. cast in plaster and displayed in the louvre maybe? but safely where thieves cant get it, it's a treasure of humankind
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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still not over that this was their CANON progression and i'm supposed to what, *not* ship stizzy?? when they look at each other like that for real on my screen???
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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"Your eyes are decieving you. Your love of the Halfings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind...bark."
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Interesting Times

“‘Am I alone in thinking, by the way, that it doesn’t add to the status of the University to have an ape on the faculty?’

‘Yes,’ said Ridcully flatly. ‘You are. We’ve got the only librarian who can rip off your arm with his leg. People respect that.’”
Discworld QOTD, from The Color of Magic
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Doodles for Hong Kong 🇭🇰

In response to the tragic Tai Po fire, I'm doing charity commissions. Anyone who puts over £25/250HKD into "Feeding Hong Kong" or Hong Kong SPCA can request a coloured doodle of any prehistoric animal 🙏
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025
new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Please go buy mine from MY shop if you want this, it’s so obvious how low quality the aliexpress one is too…

www.mothsprout.com/product/i-ve...
I’ve Had Better Days Patch
SIZE: 4.5 x 2.5 inches Fully Embroidered with an iron on backing. Please be aware that due to the nature of embroidery, some small details may...
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November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM