Love this!!

I just wanna know when I can buy my emergency dose of Quietus

But Matt, the middle part of America is full of squeezy cheese and Thomas Kincade paintings, how will the brilliant Brooklyn hipster SURVIVE

We have failed all the little bourgeoisie babies and instead of checking their own privilege and adapting they will now kill us all, which i suppose we deserve

Lol, I don't have kids and I spent the bulk of my career teaching basic ed at a community college, but by all means enjoy your little tiny rhetorical victory instead of learning the value of self efficacy and teaching yourself how to make beans and rice

Fast food is outrageous-- hubs and I went out for a sit down meal in a nice pub last night and it was the same $$ as getting gross Big Macs; what are these children doing

In order to cook you have to be able to read, do basic math, and operate analog equipment. The Youngs are gonna starve under those conditions.

We're talking about takeout, not cheap convenience foods you still have to cook for yourself. All cooking is cheaper than eating out.