☘️ Leaujacques 🌈🎱
@leaujacques.bsky.social
All I want is a good bit of fun. Hell…Don't follow me! I've been going in circles for HOURS.
Ran into Santa & David at Michael’s.
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ran into Santa & David at Michael’s.
It’s the most Home Aloneiest time of the year
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s the most Home Aloneiest time of the year
The Santa Bandit says, if you’re at a loss for what Christmas move to watch and maybe even when, he’s got a list for you!
(In the alt text)
(In the alt text)
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The Santa Bandit says, if you’re at a loss for what Christmas move to watch and maybe even when, he’s got a list for you!
(In the alt text)
(In the alt text)
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Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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If you are like me and still rushing around the kitchen trying to get everything cooked, pop on a little Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!) for company. pca.st/episode/4fbd...
Deck the Halls
pca.st
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you are like me and still rushing around the kitchen trying to get everything cooked, pop on a little Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!) for company. pca.st/episode/4fbd...
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Old Man Spidey vs. Doc-Octogenarian
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Old Man Spidey vs. Doc-Octogenarian
Your annual reminder to thoroughly read instructions all the way through BEFORE assembly, instead of reading and doing as you go. Otherwise, things might take quite the detour halfway through.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Your annual reminder to thoroughly read instructions all the way through BEFORE assembly, instead of reading and doing as you go. Otherwise, things might take quite the detour halfway through.
The tule fog is spreading thick across the Central Valley, tonight, as we approach three a.m. Fortunately, someone is playing drums and singing, to protect the neighborhood by appeasing the Nightcrawlers.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The tule fog is spreading thick across the Central Valley, tonight, as we approach three a.m. Fortunately, someone is playing drums and singing, to protect the neighborhood by appeasing the Nightcrawlers.
Well, the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Pope name of Leo Brown
Now Leo, he a pontiff
And he like his papal robes
And he like to wear his pointy hat
Just-a-everywhere he goes
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Pope name of Leo Brown
Now Leo, he a pontiff
And he like his papal robes
And he like to wear his pointy hat
Just-a-everywhere he goes
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Well, the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Pope name of Leo Brown
Now Leo, he a pontiff
And he like his papal robes
And he like to wear his pointy hat
Just-a-everywhere he goes
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a Pope name of Leo Brown
Now Leo, he a pontiff
And he like his papal robes
And he like to wear his pointy hat
Just-a-everywhere he goes
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November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Movies I like to revisit, near Thanksgiving:
🍗 Home for the Holidays
🍁 When Harry Met Sally
🍂 Stepmom
🚚 Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Any other favorites, out there?
🍗 Home for the Holidays
🍁 When Harry Met Sally
🍂 Stepmom
🚚 Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Any other favorites, out there?
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Movies I like to revisit, near Thanksgiving:
🍗 Home for the Holidays
🍁 When Harry Met Sally
🍂 Stepmom
🚚 Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Any other favorites, out there?
🍗 Home for the Holidays
🍁 When Harry Met Sally
🍂 Stepmom
🚚 Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Any other favorites, out there?
I suppose it’s not totally surprising to discover Uranus is aromantic.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I suppose it’s not totally surprising to discover Uranus is aromantic.
Look, if Chester A. Arthur could reform and do the right thing, then there hope for all of us.
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Look, if Chester A. Arthur could reform and do the right thing, then there hope for all of us.
The strangest thing about social media is finding yourself worrying about someone you don’t actually know. Or maybe that’s a good thing?
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The strangest thing about social media is finding yourself worrying about someone you don’t actually know. Or maybe that’s a good thing?
this is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
this is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts
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Hold on… I thought Dick Cheney was a “spooky” porn star nom de plume. Is that not right?
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hold on… I thought Dick Cheney was a “spooky” porn star nom de plume. Is that not right?
Hey… did any news outlet ever use the lede, “Sweet dreams czar, Madhoff, thieves” or nah?
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey… did any news outlet ever use the lede, “Sweet dreams czar, Madhoff, thieves” or nah?
Halloween: Check out my giant, front yard skeleton!
Christmas: Hold my wassail.
Christmas: Hold my wassail.
The way I squeeeeed seeing this giant Bumble. They all TALK. If you're near Lowes, go take a peek.
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Halloween: Check out my giant, front yard skeleton!
Christmas: Hold my wassail.
Christmas: Hold my wassail.
I never said I was the vicar of circus pants
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I never said I was the vicar of circus pants
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THE SYSTEM WORKS. Pre-order now! www.chroniclebooks.com/collections/...
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
THE SYSTEM WORKS. Pre-order now! www.chroniclebooks.com/collections/...
“Sarah Jessica Parkour!”
“Dorothy Parkour!”
“Jurassexy Parkour!”
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“Sarah Jessica Parkour!”