Someone seriously needs to sedate me about this

Boyfriends of the millennia

Literally. The first minute with the stuffed animals I was like damn, I have absolutely seen this fanart before

Picture them before the fire, telling jokes, hanging out with Fizz, snuggled together in their mother’s lap, dreaming about becoming bosses, little kids protecting each other from Cash, from the world that looked down on imps, trying to protect their mother. Tied together until the rope burned away

His proud face when he looks back at Stolas kills me

Nothing matters more to me than this

I would take a bullet for her, she’s so perfect

Also, I just realized Moxxie’s dad is a literal mob boss who killed Moxxie’s mom and was clearly in the market for a new heir. Not exactly fantastic grandpa material

*and also

Exactly, she just figured it out and she’s terrified. They basically just celebrated their one year anniversary, Moxxie’s dad is a mob boss with a penchant for killing family members/ in the market for a new heir, and they are flat broke. Honestly, girlie handled it much better than I would have

I’m ridiculously feral about this

Plus morning after, pancakes, dancing, what more could we have ever asked for?

Honestly, pass me the match

Would