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legalcat.bsky.social
legal cat 🐾👻
@legalcat.bsky.social
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into my plants, vhs, kicking it with my kid, and us politics. scientist teaching defense attorneys about faulty forensics. questionable music taste. new england coded. if you know me irl, no you don’t. 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤙
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the nazi version of
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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when i’m allowed to leave my house vs when i have to quarantine
An orange cat sleeps peacefully An orange cat clings to an open screen door
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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5gum wishes it made your brain as minty as this shit holy god
Afrin no drip severe congestion
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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About me I love asian women, I love beautiful people, and if you see me swipe for you? I don't just want, I need you and if you think I am not serious when I say that to you, I can say it each day I see you, and I will say it every day, before the universe should see fit to leave you. If I keep going? I will be president before 43. I will have my presidential address, and I will be happy, even if that should be my final statement, I'll be there, always, til death do us part, when you need me too. 67<
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The entire profile just says “66 About me People come into this world with nothing, and when they die they leave with nothing. In spite of all their hard work, they leave just as they came.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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From a white mans profile: If I had to describe myself with an AirHeads flavor it would be White Mystery
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Live free or die chest piece with pinky ring and tongue out
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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66About me nO rEpUbLiCaNs Or CoNsErVaTiVeS!! With three crying laughing emojis. so obnoxious Imfao. Notice how it's only liberals/ democrats that put this in their bios and republicans/conservatives don't because they don't gaf?? Just tells me that a lot of the people on the left are just aimlessly high-strung. Change my mind peep eyes emoji and yawn emoji
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The profile name is Mr. Discipline. It’s a woman on her knees smiling. The text says Good girls need spankings, too.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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in the long term relationship section. do you want a life partner but also cringe at the thought of it at the same time? then we might be the same type of toxic & i'd love to go out, become friends, and then get ghosted by ya a few weeks later!
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Recently Active Josh 34 12 miles away PD Ever think, fuck the police? Well here's your chance. Trying to eat someone out. Eat ass and touch grass. Shy nerd that's forced to socialize for work.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Smoker when drinking. Drinks most nights. So, a smoker lol
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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/39 tinder dump (reap the rewards of my illness)
Seeking libertarian female
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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fyi breathe right strips are just butterfly closures. do with this info what you will (she says, wearing a butterfly bandage on her nose).
Breathe right strips butterfly bandages
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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world’s best nurse
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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happy holidays, mask up
A positive covid test
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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i could never have captured the insanity of the digital forensics guy’s testimony so have this meme
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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the cats have to open their advent calendar every other day or else there’s an all out brawl over the new toy 🫠 happy holidays lol
Two cats sit staring down at an advent calendar. The first two boxes are open with a toy in each.
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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oh phew, that’ll help
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December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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i guess that’s *technically* an option…
A screen from my pharmacy’s app that says (your medicine) isn’t covered, but you have options. Option 1: pay out of pocket $564.99 Or message the pharmacy.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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are the apps just totally off now that rhe noaa was defunded?
Daily Summary On Tuesday, the total snowfall will be 7.8".
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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how do i explain to urgent care that i’m immunocompromised but insisted on holding the gecko, who then bit me, and now my finger is hot and swollen.

anyways, this is creampop, my sister’s boyfriend’s (vampire) gecko:
A gecko in a tank
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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applie pie dumplings
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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This year, I really want to Not be around anymore
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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A man’s profile. He’s laying in bed wearing a green short sleeve shirt over a white shirt. The walls are plaste red with frames that say and the comforter says: freak in the sheets with the excel sheets logo. Profile says “Divorced. Looking for something somewhat consistent but not required. Active but busy. 50% custody of kids you probably won't meet. Take a chance and see wh...”
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM