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legalcat.bsky.social
legal cat 🐾👻
@legalcat.bsky.social
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into my plants, vhs, kicking it with my kid, and us politics. scientist teaching defense attorneys about faulty forensics. questionable music taste. new england coded. if you know me irl, no you don’t. 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤙
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don’t @ me, i’m not that kind of doctor!! i just feel insanely good for how bad i felt 48 hours ago.
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
legalcat.bsky.social
I love TM! I should watch some older seasons I haven’t seen yet. And, I’ve only seen chattering about pluribus 👀 will check it out
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
legalcat.bsky.social
oh thank you! i love procedurals and i haven’t heard of this one :)
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
legalcat.bsky.social
the nazi version of
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
legalcat.bsky.social
anyways send me show recs bc i’m already bored
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
legalcat.bsky.social
justice4matthew
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
legalcat.bsky.social
So relatable. Happy for you!!

My metric is “how many naps did I need today”
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
legalcat.bsky.social
i said he’s my ex dillo why would you take his side!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
legalcat.bsky.social
haha totally. my ex was a “slinky puker,” we called it. just silence and then ‘bluup’ as it hits the water. NOT ME. my neighbors know when i puke 🥲
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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About me I love asian women, I love beautiful people, and if you see me swipe for you? I don't just want, I need you and if you think I am not serious when I say that to you, I can say it each day I see you, and I will say it every day, before the universe should see fit to leave you. If I keep going? I will be president before 43. I will have my presidential address, and I will be happy, even if that should be my final statement, I'll be there, always, til death do us part, when you need me too. 67<
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The entire profile just says “66 About me People come into this world with nothing, and when they die they leave with nothing. In spite of all their hard work, they leave just as they came.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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From a white mans profile: If I had to describe myself with an AirHeads flavor it would be White Mystery
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Live free or die chest piece with pinky ring and tongue out
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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66About me nO rEpUbLiCaNs Or CoNsErVaTiVeS!! With three crying laughing emojis. so obnoxious Imfao. Notice how it's only liberals/ democrats that put this in their bios and republicans/conservatives don't because they don't gaf?? Just tells me that a lot of the people on the left are just aimlessly high-strung. Change my mind peep eyes emoji and yawn emoji
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The profile name is Mr. Discipline. It’s a woman on her knees smiling. The text says Good girls need spankings, too.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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in the long term relationship section. do you want a life partner but also cringe at the thought of it at the same time? then we might be the same type of toxic & i'd love to go out, become friends, and then get ghosted by ya a few weeks later!
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM