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Jarom Scott Andrews
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Genre screenwriter. I love cinematic gore but real blood makes me woozy. First name rhymes with “scare ‘em.” (he/him)
All hail shower beer!
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
But Sam, without them, we couldn’t have gotten such bold, revolutionary imagery as *checks notes* someone’s Christmas lights causing a power outage across a whole city! Never been done before, and certainly not in a Christmas movie! Certainly not one that millions have seen!
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Haha I love that. Also a subtle commentary on modern life: I was hanged by the neck until dead in my past life. Now I can’t stand tight collars 😂
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m so sensitive to overly tight necks, but I never had the courage to chop them off! Maybe now I will…
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hell yeah 👍
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Thank you!
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
For sure
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Jon Favreau is just a guy who loves Ralphie as much as the rest of us
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is a fascinating phenomenon. I think it has something to do with when it originally came out (LOTR were all released in December). But also the kinds of movies that you can put on when the whole family is gathered together maybe?
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That’s awesome
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Holy shit! I never noticed that, but I know exactly the character he plays! Thank you for enlightening me.
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I think about this a lot because, yeah, Elf is pretty much the last universal classic and we’re due for another. Lots of great niche offerings, but nothing that’s fully broken through
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Nosferatu is a new classic, I think! And Eggers has Werwulf and possibly A Christmas Carol coming down the pike, so we should be set up for holiday haunts!
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I can understand that. The action sequences are just so good though
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
And look, I was there when it started. I saw that motherfucker in theaters as a kid. I think it was a sponsored event from my orthodontist or something wacky. But I loved it. Then I got the DVD and have watched it countless times since. This is not a rashly offered statement.
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Thinking now that I need to send a candle with a proprietary scent and a playlist along with my scripts, to encourage readers to really get on the right wavelength
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Amen!
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM