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LesbianSpaceMerc (Claudia)
@lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
430 followers 390 following 4.1K posts
She/Her—super gay millennial—married!
Gender outlaw
🇵🇸 END GENOCIDE 🇵🇸
Claudia is a pseudonym

pfp alt text: white woman with glasses, asymetric red haircut, a blue top, black jacket, and a chain necklace, with a trans heart stamp next to her
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lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Hey everybody did you hear about the sex binary? Turns out life fits into these discrete little boxes we made up, with no overlap or anything outside those boxes, no sir.
A chart of a bimodal distribution. A light blue standard distribution and pinkish standard distribution overlap a little bit in the middle. These represent human variation and the inaccuracy of a biological binary with discrete groups. The chart details aren't important, since this was just a good visual example. The title is "Histogram with Split Groups". The y scale goes from 0 to 25 percent. The x scale goes from about 30 to 85, with marks at 37.5, 45.0, 52.5, 60.0, 67.5, 75.0, and 82.5. The blue section on the left and pink section on the right overlap on the middle 3 bars around 60.0.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
I'm a failure! 😭
Bottom bingo card filled out. There are no bingos, only three in a row at most. Marked: tries their best to help others, prefers not to drive, says "heck" a lot, thinks you did something wrong when you didn't, free space, wears socks around the house, sensitive, "cuddle" "snuggle", texts back really fast. Not marked: draws a lot/wants to draw a lot, keysmashes, "can you order for me", can't make decisions, I'm baby, chaotic, loves romance, uwu / owo, soft™, clingy, makes typos a lot, loves animals, clumsy, blushes, stutters, can't make eye contact
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
😆 yesssss
The "sickos" black and white comic from the Onion. A disheveled man is standing outside a window framed with curtains. He has an expression of malevolent glee on his face, and he wears a shirt that says SICKOS. He says, "YES… HA HA HA… YES!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
You've got me beat! This is about as far back as I go.
A screenshot of Super Mario Bros on the NES. Non-super Mario is at the start of World 1-1. He's jumping into the air and will hopefully land on the very first goomba in the game, instead of getting killed by it. He has 0 coins, 0 points, and 382 units left on the timer (about 153 seconds).
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Coach Z from the Homestar Runner web series. He's a cartoon man with a simple green body, a featureless white head that only has two white eyes, a purple baseball hat with a blue brim facing backwards, and a big yellow Z medallion worn at his waist. He has his palms raised in the air in some emotion. He's standing in front of a brick building on green grass. Coach Z speaks with an exaggerated Wisconsin accent where he sometimes says words like "jorb" instead of "job".
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Hmm, I should grow bigger boobs.
Meme of a cat in a blue suit, sitting at the breakfast table and reading the newspaper. The caption says, "I should grow bigger boobs."
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
I particularly like his "Well that got interesting," comment with over 100 likes, and the reply saying "It's mostly that you're just wrong," getting 1.9K likes.
A screenshot of Justin Wolfers' reply to his first post. Justin Wolfers: "Well that got interesting. It's a bleet of frustration about some of the AI-related discussions I've been involved with in my corner of the world. Definitely not a policy framework." 102 comments, 17 reposts, 138 likes. Parma John: "It's mostly that you're just wrong" 5 comments, 6 reposts, 1.9K likes.
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Damnit, Futurama warned us about this in 2001!
A scene from the Futurama episode, "I Dated a Robot." A sex ed video warns of the dangers of dating robots. In the scene, character Billy Everyteen is sitting on his bed with a robotic duplicate of Marilyn Monroe on his lap. He says, "No thanks, I'd rather make out with my Monroe-Bot."
October 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Good luck with this part, though.
A drive thru dessert menu, with "orange push-up" circled.
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Four panel meme of Anakin and Padme in a field. Anakin: I have five meetings this morning Padme, smiling: you're getting lots of work done! Anakin, silent Padme, smile gone: you're getting work done, right?
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
I saw boobs.
A weather forecast where the rainfall looks like the profile of a person laying on their back. The breast area is circled in red.
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Jay Garrick!
Jay Garrick, the original Flash speedster in DC, running down the street with lightning behind him.
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Holy smokes, you're right!
Closeup of a drawing of a hand with purple fingernails. The nails on the thumb, ring finger, and pinkie finger are long and pointed. The fingernails on the index and middle fingers are cut short and rounded.
September 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
This is your daily reminder.
Meme of Venom talking to Eddie Brock. Venom: The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis. Eat them. "Oh, those body builder women with pancake breasts aren't…" — Eat them. "This woman has a beard, that's not…" — Eat them. "That man has a baby face, that's not…" — Eat them with barbecue sauce. Eat them. You will never be gender enough for their definition of gender. Eat them.
September 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Disney+/Hulu have been cancelled. I don't give money to collaborators.
A scene from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Kira Nerys is a member of the Bajoran resistance during the Cardassian occupation.
September 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Heck yeah! My favorite is this one in the lower left. The middle duck (third from left) is very cheeky.
A postage stamp depicting 4 white ducks in front of tall trees.
September 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Good idea! I tried to keep mine similar enough to not be confusing, but I haven't been posting much recently to keep it fresh in people's mind. It used to be this.
pfp of a white woman with red hair, rectangular glasses, a choker, and a black shirt, in front of the trans flag.
September 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
You have to make sure you get enough. Normal doses won't do it.
A white person's hand holding 6 comically-oversized, teal estradiol pills.
September 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
(Had to make it screen reader friendly)
A screenshot of a nonsense word that looks vaguely like "bweeh". Letters are swapped out and have extra symbols added to them, so it looks like a garbled, unholy mess.
February 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Same!
A screenshot of a Bluesky Alt Text Rating tool. It shows how consistently an account uses alt text on images, with a 0-100% rating that goes through red, orange, yellow, and green. It shows that LesbianSpaceMerc has alt text on 100% of the images she posted.
February 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Go get that E!
Hand-drawn artwork of a Metroid energy tank. It's a blue, pill-shaped cylinder with rounded ends and the letter "E" on the front.
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Image macro of Steve Buscemi dressed up as a high schooler wearing a backwards hat, a Music Band shirt, and carrying a skateboard in an attempt to fit in. The caption says, "Greetings, fellow transsexuals."
February 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
A two-part Overwatch image macro. The top panel is a distressed woman trapped in rubble labeled "sad lesbians". The bottom panel is Mercy, an angelic character, reaching forward to help, and she is lit from behind by the sun. The bottom panel is labeled "Nicole sharing yuri".
February 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Samus Aran, in her Varia suit, gives the camera a thumbs up at the end of Metroid Prime 3: Corruption.
February 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social
Hot off the press!
Meme of two men outside comparing expensive cars. In the first panel, one man gestures to a red car labeled "silly voice" and says "This is brilliant." In the second panel, he gestures at the white car labeled "femme fatale voice" and says "But I LIKE this.'
January 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM