That’s Lauren Boebert’s phone number by the way.

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Won’t somebody feed this poor man their (redacted)

In case anyone wants to use this as their pfp too. Stay blessed 🙏🏻

As an aside, you can receive help for any of the December holidays. This post is Christmas coded because the guy brought it up, but the holiday help is for all.

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gives gifts to good children.

Every year, I try to fight that story. For the past four years, I’ve run a holiday mutual aid so more children can wake up to feeling happy.

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🚨On a serious note, I have a very good reason for posting about Christmas already.

When you’re broke, the holidays don’t arrive in December, they starts with a creeping dread long before. The fear that our kids will think they weren’t good enough because we’ve taught them that Santa…

YES!

There are so many fun things to call men. I highly recommend dregs of creation.

I did message her, not to talk about kissing her, but to gently warn her of his actions. I also tried to explain that my messages were performance art, not madness, though I doubt that clarified much. She read the message, but did not reply.

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Yes. That’s a knife react. 😗

This thing is a youth pastor

Most of my satire profile’s feed about Zohran Mamdani is racist, racist, and racist. This is a pleasant break of laughter.