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@leviweaver.bsky.social
I once won a buckle riding a calf. I don’t know where the buckle or calf are these days but I’m still around.
(Baseball thoughts are at @threetwoeephus.bsky.social
(Baseball thoughts are at @threetwoeephus.bsky.social
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Just one more quick reminder that if you’re following me for baseball purposes, you have followed the wrong account. That’s @threetwoeephus.bsky.social
Over here it’s [taps the name]
Over here it’s [taps the name]
My favorite part of this video is the little kid behind home plate who has clearly never heard of Pee-wee Herman, and he gives exactly the correct response (“uhhh, whaaaaat?!”)
This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed.
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My favorite part of this video is the little kid behind home plate who has clearly never heard of Pee-wee Herman, and he gives exactly the correct response (“uhhh, whaaaaat?!”)
This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed.
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed.
Everyone is really uncomfortable with my Pee-wee Herman costume and impersonation, which I think means I’m killing it, probably
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Everyone is really uncomfortable with my Pee-wee Herman costume and impersonation, which I think means I’m killing it, probably
Ok I have a theory
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ok I have a theory
Decided to scroll through HBO‘s documentaries and discovered that there are literally well over 100 shark-themed options.
I feel like we, as a society, should need like… three. Three seems like sufficient number of shark documentaries.
I feel like we, as a society, should need like… three. Three seems like sufficient number of shark documentaries.
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Decided to scroll through HBO‘s documentaries and discovered that there are literally well over 100 shark-themed options.
I feel like we, as a society, should need like… three. Three seems like sufficient number of shark documentaries.
I feel like we, as a society, should need like… three. Three seems like sufficient number of shark documentaries.
RIP Ace Frehley, sorry when I was 14 I thought Weezer was name-checking Friz Freling instead of you in that song about the garage. I was homeschooled, which I guess explains it
October 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
RIP Ace Frehley, sorry when I was 14 I thought Weezer was name-checking Friz Freling instead of you in that song about the garage. I was homeschooled, which I guess explains it
Sir this stratagem has completely failed. I believe we should try the exact opposite.
“Very well. It’s time for MEGATARTS”
“Very well. It’s time for MEGATARTS”
October 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sir this stratagem has completely failed. I believe we should try the exact opposite.
“Very well. It’s time for MEGATARTS”
“Very well. It’s time for MEGATARTS”
Southwest airlines announcing assigned seating in a commercial where people are losing their minds, all happy about it, tells me they do not understand their loyal customer base (me) who has a SYSTEM, and it’s being TAKEN from me
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Southwest airlines announcing assigned seating in a commercial where people are losing their minds, all happy about it, tells me they do not understand their loyal customer base (me) who has a SYSTEM, and it’s being TAKEN from me
Attempting to predict the next Very Dumb Thing scientists are begrudgingly forced to say publicly:
“please stop drinking motor oil. it will not ’make your toots sound like a hemi,’ it will make you very sick.”
“please stop drinking motor oil. it will not ’make your toots sound like a hemi,’ it will make you very sick.”
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Attempting to predict the next Very Dumb Thing scientists are begrudgingly forced to say publicly:
“please stop drinking motor oil. it will not ’make your toots sound like a hemi,’ it will make you very sick.”
“please stop drinking motor oil. it will not ’make your toots sound like a hemi,’ it will make you very sick.”
It finally happened: I got an Amber Alert while I was driving, through my CarPlay.
I touched it, just to see how that would work.
Siri read these words to me:
“Amber Alert”
(five-second pause)
“Amber Alert”
And then it was done.
It had fulfilled its purpose. Transaction over.
I touched it, just to see how that would work.
Siri read these words to me:
“Amber Alert”
(five-second pause)
“Amber Alert”
And then it was done.
It had fulfilled its purpose. Transaction over.
September 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It finally happened: I got an Amber Alert while I was driving, through my CarPlay.
I touched it, just to see how that would work.
Siri read these words to me:
“Amber Alert”
(five-second pause)
“Amber Alert”
And then it was done.
It had fulfilled its purpose. Transaction over.
I touched it, just to see how that would work.
Siri read these words to me:
“Amber Alert”
(five-second pause)
“Amber Alert”
And then it was done.
It had fulfilled its purpose. Transaction over.
two things about “train in vain” by the clash.
1. The lyrics are “you didn’t stand by me / no not at all,” NOT — as I previously thought — “you better stand by me / or not at all”
2. It didn’t occur to me until today that my misunderstood lyrics are PRETTY THREATENING, actually
1. The lyrics are “you didn’t stand by me / no not at all,” NOT — as I previously thought — “you better stand by me / or not at all”
2. It didn’t occur to me until today that my misunderstood lyrics are PRETTY THREATENING, actually
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
two things about “train in vain” by the clash.
1. The lyrics are “you didn’t stand by me / no not at all,” NOT — as I previously thought — “you better stand by me / or not at all”
2. It didn’t occur to me until today that my misunderstood lyrics are PRETTY THREATENING, actually
1. The lyrics are “you didn’t stand by me / no not at all,” NOT — as I previously thought — “you better stand by me / or not at all”
2. It didn’t occur to me until today that my misunderstood lyrics are PRETTY THREATENING, actually
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the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example
August 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example
Wait wait wait
So the guy who has never once even begun to comprehend nuance on any single topic, ever
has decided that we need to be hearing both sides on *slavery*
sure
So the guy who has never once even begun to comprehend nuance on any single topic, ever
has decided that we need to be hearing both sides on *slavery*
sure
August 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wait wait wait
So the guy who has never once even begun to comprehend nuance on any single topic, ever
has decided that we need to be hearing both sides on *slavery*
sure
So the guy who has never once even begun to comprehend nuance on any single topic, ever
has decided that we need to be hearing both sides on *slavery*
sure
In related news, look for my new car company “Complete Engine Failure,” which comes with a complimentary bottle of “My Family Left Me” Vodka.
August 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
In related news, look for my new car company “Complete Engine Failure,” which comes with a complimentary bottle of “My Family Left Me” Vodka.
One of my bleakest wins: introducing @bwd.bsky.social to “15 million merits” (Black Mirror) under the auspices of “this is the episode of television that broke me”
August 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
One of my bleakest wins: introducing @bwd.bsky.social to “15 million merits” (Black Mirror) under the auspices of “this is the episode of television that broke me”
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When you strip away humanity
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
When you strip away humanity
I have no interest in 28 Years Later or horror movies in general but this song from the trailer absolutely rips.
open.spotify.com/track/2VnoAy...
open.spotify.com/track/2VnoAy...
Boots (Trailer Song from "28 Years Later")
Fenton Rider · Boots (Trailer Song from "28 Years Later") · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I have no interest in 28 Years Later or horror movies in general but this song from the trailer absolutely rips.
open.spotify.com/track/2VnoAy...
open.spotify.com/track/2VnoAy...
If you have not recently been made to inventory the entire contents of your stomach, two observations:
1. There was a lot more in there than I remembered
2. I don’t recommend food poisoning, 0 stars, don’t do it
1. There was a lot more in there than I remembered
2. I don’t recommend food poisoning, 0 stars, don’t do it
June 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you have not recently been made to inventory the entire contents of your stomach, two observations:
1. There was a lot more in there than I remembered
2. I don’t recommend food poisoning, 0 stars, don’t do it
1. There was a lot more in there than I remembered
2. I don’t recommend food poisoning, 0 stars, don’t do it
Sorry to delete and repost on the other account but it’s right there in the name: no sports on this account!!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sorry to delete and repost on the other account but it’s right there in the name: no sports on this account!!!!!
A few months ago I bought tickets to see Röyksopp
Then I learned it was a DJ set (ok sure)
And today I learned that it’s a “day party” that started at 3pm, which is how I ended up in da club at 3:30pm on a Sunday.
I’m 45
Then I learned it was a DJ set (ok sure)
And today I learned that it’s a “day party” that started at 3pm, which is how I ended up in da club at 3:30pm on a Sunday.
I’m 45
June 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A few months ago I bought tickets to see Röyksopp
Then I learned it was a DJ set (ok sure)
And today I learned that it’s a “day party” that started at 3pm, which is how I ended up in da club at 3:30pm on a Sunday.
I’m 45
Then I learned it was a DJ set (ok sure)
And today I learned that it’s a “day party” that started at 3pm, which is how I ended up in da club at 3:30pm on a Sunday.
I’m 45
Just heard Amy Grant’s “Baby, Baby” in the wild, in the year of our Lord 20 and 25, at Honda cars of Rockwall, Texas.
May 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just heard Amy Grant’s “Baby, Baby” in the wild, in the year of our Lord 20 and 25, at Honda cars of Rockwall, Texas.
Spelling Bee doesn’t know ball, paleo, or Risk™️
May 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Spelling Bee doesn’t know ball, paleo, or Risk™️
One of the funniest things to me about natural selection is: for tens of thousands of years, one gene laid dormant in dogs.
Then one day the car was invented, with a window they could stick their head out of at 60mph
The prophesy was fulfilled
Then one day the car was invented, with a window they could stick their head out of at 60mph
The prophesy was fulfilled
May 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
One of the funniest things to me about natural selection is: for tens of thousands of years, one gene laid dormant in dogs.
Then one day the car was invented, with a window they could stick their head out of at 60mph
The prophesy was fulfilled
Then one day the car was invented, with a window they could stick their head out of at 60mph
The prophesy was fulfilled
You really gotta hand it to Elon. He may have bought an election, illegally decimated government infrastructure from the inside like a parasite, grifted the system, blown up a bunch of rockets & fathered an obscene number of illegitimate children, but at least he lost billions to make Twitter better
April 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You really gotta hand it to Elon. He may have bought an election, illegally decimated government infrastructure from the inside like a parasite, grifted the system, blown up a bunch of rockets & fathered an obscene number of illegitimate children, but at least he lost billions to make Twitter better
Every article about music these days has a headline like “Rock Legend says new album is their best yet” or “iconic frontman reveals drama from 10 years ago” like, just say the band!! I’m not going to encourage this by clicking on your dumb link!!
April 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every article about music these days has a headline like “Rock Legend says new album is their best yet” or “iconic frontman reveals drama from 10 years ago” like, just say the band!! I’m not going to encourage this by clicking on your dumb link!!