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Lew Swift
@lew-swift.bsky.social
Norfolk based teacher and aspiring children's writer/screenwriter. Here to find a word that rhymes with blancmange. He/him
Love seeing Gabi get some #ChampionsLeague minutes. #Sara #OTBC
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We need to have a serious conversation about why u can't get cans of #Lilt anymore.
I was willing to accept a rebrand & see Lilt homogenised into the #Fanta family but, now shops never stock Pineapple & Grapefruit Fanta!
We need to start demanding #JusticeForLilt! Who's with me?
September 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Always loved Sue Smith 👍🏻
#OTBC
August 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If that is the formation, I'll eat my hat. Strong 11 though.
Come on you yellows!
#OTBC
August 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Same Energy.
#IfYouKnowYouKnow
August 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Can we start a campaign for #Universal to gonback to using the logo please. It's an absolute banger.
July 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Come on England! The time is now! #Lionesses #Euro2025
July 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Because I'm so young and so relevant, I'm having a chilled Saturday arvo watching the #Glastonbury coverage.
By which I mean, I'm rewatching BrianWilson's legendary set from 2005.
June 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Masked footsoldiers of an authoritarian regime indiscriminately "arresting" people on the street & transporting them to far-off detention facilities with no evidence or due-process? Crazy!
#Andor
June 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Little reminder for #LordAgnew next time he decides to question why kids in Norwich don't seem to match up to the national average.
Think what they could achieve with the 10billion u & your Tory mates wasted on PPE whilst lining your pockets & fast tracking your mates.
#StopSchoolCuts
#FundFairPay
June 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And most players get through their whole career with out stamping on opponents faces and we're just supposed to accept he's done it twice accidentally?
Got off scot free for stamping on Olivera & Zlatan. Baffling.
May 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
😢
May 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Question for @maxrushden.bsky.social & #GuardianFootballWeekly.
Is #VAR responsible for the declining standards of on field refereeing? We teach kids to spell rather than handing them a dictionary.
The fact that we needed VAR to award this as a penalty is laughable.
April 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
As a man, a teacher & a father of two boys, #Adolescence is going to stay with me for a long, LONG time. 💔
Thank you #JackThorne & #StephenGraham for shining light on this subject. I don't think it's hyperbolic to say it's the kind of storytelling that will save lives.
Should be compulsory viewing.
March 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It was nice of Amazon to get me new #Reacher for my birthday. #YouShouldntHave
February 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Big time Rizzo energy tbh.
January 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'd estimate I've watched Jurassic Park an average of 3 times a year since '93. So we're coming up to 100 times.
So how is it this is only just occurring to me.
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Even Michael Scott was smart enough to realise putting a baby in the Whitehouse was a bad idea.
#PresidentCryBaby
January 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's alright Ipswich. Beating ManCity at home isn't for everyone. 😁
January 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The #filmsky challenge:

20 movies that have greatly influenced you.

One film per day, for 20 days.

No explanations, no reviews!

Day 20/20
January 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The #filmsky challenge:

20 movies that have greatly influenced you.

One film per day, for 20 days.

No explanations, no reviews!

Day 19/20
January 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The #filmsky challenge:

20 movies that have greatly influenced you.

One film per day, for 20 days.

No explanations, no reviews!

Day 18/20
January 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The #filmsky challenge:

20 movies that have greatly influenced you.

One film per day, for 20 days.

No explanations, no reviews!

Day 17/20
January 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The #filmsky challenge:

20 movies that have greatly influenced you.

One film per day, for 20 days.

No explanations, no reviews!

Day 16/20
January 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The #filmsky challenge:

20 movies that have greatly influenced you.

One film per day, for 20 days.

No explanations, no reviews!

Day 15/20
January 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM