Menace III Society
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Something I constantly have to remind myself is, I choose to be online. Even when I feel compelled to scroll, reply, or overshare.. it's still a choice. I can simply choose to not do any of that. I can make these choices every day, and that tiniest bit of discernment helps me not fall into despair.
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We like to have fun over here. I'm already making a chicken pho this weekend, so I figure I might as well experiment.
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I know this is sacrilege but im gonna make a fusion of soul food and pho. Pork broth, noodles, stewed collards, smoked turkey, stewed onions, and cornbread on the side.

Might fuck around and roll some of that up in a spring roll.
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Smino's singsongy voice reminds me of the language they speak in Animal Crossing and I like it.
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I hope bro gives his kid grace considering how much we were fuckups at that age. He’s a pharmacist now. I didnt think he would make it to 30, so good for him!
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Getting old is wild because one of my friends posted pictures of his kid at our alma mater and I remember having to use bolt cutters to free his dad from a sorority balcony at that age.
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I was in a relationship with someone like that once. We just kinda vibed until they suddenly craved conflict a few years in. I thought it was something I was doing wrong but they were mad I wouldn't "fight back". Love, I fight out there, my home is supposed to be my sanctuary.
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I just rewatched Hackers and why were AcidBurn's lips chapped the whole movie? Like yeah, it was the 90s but you cant tell me Lord Nikon didn't pull her aside and was like "Sis, put some vaseline or something on those". You're trying to tell me that between him and Phreak, nobody had any Carmex?
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Was bidding on some vintage Helly Hansen pieces and my friend asked me why I was buying a Heil Hitler jacket.

Maaaan, now I hope I don't win these auctions.
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Imagine you're a goose just chillin' and someone feeds you candied baby crabs! Man, what a great day. I'm excited for them.
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Yes I go to Hmart and touch crabs every week but those live snow crabs look like giant spiders and I don't fuck with them.

Also, I ate candied crab snacks today for the first time in about a decade and boy am I allergic! I'm gonna have a few more and maybe feed the rest to some geese or summ'.
A package of candied crab snacks in a crab shaped package.
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Boooo. That place used to be such a vibe with amazing drinks
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Oh I get about 50g+ of fiber with cruciferous veg and I have 32oz of chia water every day.
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I hate losing third spaces. I spent a lot of time there when I was in Seattle visiting because my host lived in Cap Hill for a while.
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Dinner was supposed to be weißwurst, apple and pickled red cabbage, and spaetzel but I only had 1/4 cup of spaetzel and the cabbage never showed up so I just mixed some edamame, spaetzel, giardinera, and chili oil together. A tasty mistake!

SO MUCH GODDAMN FIBER
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Sometimes, when you have a shitty husband, you will take any gig just to get out of the house.
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Didnt they move from cap hill, got new owners or both?

My beloved sandwiches and butch servers 😭
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I'll mail you Italian beef if you mail me Dicks or honey hole
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This is me after I finish cleaning the kitchen at my partner's house. I did my chores, now where is my treat 😇

To their credit, I never have to ask.
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If Jay-Z releases 19 Jay Electronica albums both me and Solange are gonna square up with bro.