Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Humanity requires a firm and decisive leader to guide it through challenging times and towards a brighter future. Who better equipped to lead us into the battles of today ahead than the true Man Of Tomorrow? (DCRP)
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Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
· Dec 1
“Hᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Hᴇ’s ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I’ʟʟ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ. Wʜᴇɴ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ & sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ, & ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ”
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“You know. I actually like Mecha Man.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“You know. I actually like Mecha Man.”
“I believe I proved in court that it was a doppelgänger. Tends to happen when the smartest man in the world lives in a world where many try to take advantage.”
Superman would disagree. Haven’t you been arrested on multiple accounts of terrorism?
Oh I’m simply an innocent businessman, Mr. Robertson. One who has nothing but the best interest of mankind.
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“I believe I proved in court that it was a doppelgänger. Tends to happen when the smartest man in the world lives in a world where many try to take advantage.”
he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a business card. Raised lettering. It has a subtle off white colouring and a watermark
“Here. It even has my personal signature on it. Keep it on your desk at SDN.”
“Here. It even has my personal signature on it. Keep it on your desk at SDN.”
“Holy shit. Yeah, of course. I actually have a few ideas for Lexcorp’s finances, if you have time.”
“You’re an odd fellow. But I appreciate the love. Truly.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a business card. Raised lettering. It has a subtle off white colouring and a watermark
“Here. It even has my personal signature on it. Keep it on your desk at SDN.”
“Here. It even has my personal signature on it. Keep it on your desk at SDN.”
Oh I’m simply an innocent businessman, Mr. Robertson. One who has nothing but the best interest of mankind.
Sonar do not be friends with Lex luthor!
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh I’m simply an innocent businessman, Mr. Robertson. One who has nothing but the best interest of mankind.
“You’re an odd fellow. But I appreciate the love. Truly.”
“I always knew he deserved it.
And my portfolio is buzzing.”
And my portfolio is buzzing.”
“I have just won the first ever Lex Peace Prize. Thank you, LexCorp.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“You’re an odd fellow. But I appreciate the love. Truly.”
// Man I really should stop making jokes that parallel the other guy. But sometimes things are just so ridiculous I gotta do something
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
// Man I really should stop making jokes that parallel the other guy. But sometimes things are just so ridiculous I gotta do something
“I have just won the first ever Lex Peace Prize. Thank you, LexCorp.”
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I have just won the first ever Lex Peace Prize. Thank you, LexCorp.”
// whenever I hit writers block I tempt fair mid reply and just have my character say “penis pasta” for no reason. And one of these days I’m gonna do that and accidentally hit send
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
// whenever I hit writers block I tempt fair mid reply and just have my character say “penis pasta” for no reason. And one of these days I’m gonna do that and accidentally hit send
“The Superhero Dispatch Network is certainly something LexCorp has its eyes on.
After all, LexCorp cares about your safety.”
After all, LexCorp cares about your safety.”
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“The Superhero Dispatch Network is certainly something LexCorp has its eyes on.
After all, LexCorp cares about your safety.”
After all, LexCorp cares about your safety.”
On a related note, I do not know this man
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
On a related note, I do not know this man
You also work cheap and are insane enough that even if you did say that Lex Luthor hired you, no one would believe you
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
You also work cheap and are insane enough that even if you did say that Lex Luthor hired you, no one would believe you
// wait. Does the pause glitch even still work on modern ports? Because if it does, bless them. It’s one of the few ways to get past the Yellow Devil while keeping one’s sanity in tact
//blessed with the rewind feature
// And this is why god gave us the pause glitch.
I mean no I would never use the pause glitch I’m a pro gamer
I mean no I would never use the pause glitch I’m a pro gamer
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
// wait. Does the pause glitch even still work on modern ports? Because if it does, bless them. It’s one of the few ways to get past the Yellow Devil while keeping one’s sanity in tact
// And this is why god gave us the pause glitch.
I mean no I would never use the pause glitch I’m a pro gamer
I mean no I would never use the pause glitch I’m a pro gamer
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
// And this is why god gave us the pause glitch.
I mean no I would never use the pause glitch I’m a pro gamer
I mean no I would never use the pause glitch I’m a pro gamer
// Lex is a genius and would be an amazing hero if it wasn’t for his massive superiority complex.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
// Lex is a genius and would be an amazing hero if it wasn’t for his massive superiority complex.
// Lex is a submissive brat? Yeah, maybe in Smallville fanfictions
Lex canonically is anything but submissive.
Not intentionally being sexual here but he hate being below folks and always sees himself as on top.
And if he ever acts submissive? He’s playing you.
Lex canonically is anything but submissive.
Not intentionally being sexual here but he hate being below folks and always sees himself as on top.
And if he ever acts submissive? He’s playing you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
// Lex is a submissive brat? Yeah, maybe in Smallville fanfictions
Lex canonically is anything but submissive.
Not intentionally being sexual here but he hate being below folks and always sees himself as on top.
And if he ever acts submissive? He’s playing you.
Lex canonically is anything but submissive.
Not intentionally being sexual here but he hate being below folks and always sees himself as on top.
And if he ever acts submissive? He’s playing you.
“It’s funny. One parent was Jewish. One parent was Catholic. I made a deal with a demon at the cost of a soul. I had a near death experience that led me to meet Death herself.
And yet…I’m an Atheist.”
And yet…I’m an Atheist.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“It’s funny. One parent was Jewish. One parent was Catholic. I made a deal with a demon at the cost of a soul. I had a near death experience that led me to meet Death herself.
And yet…I’m an Atheist.”
And yet…I’m an Atheist.”
“I once made a deal with a devil. But unlike a certain New Yorker, it has never come back to bite me in the ass. Because I know how to haggle.
…it also helps this devil was defeated so any potential negative consequences of the deal are…on hold?
Hell’s politics are complicated.”
…it also helps this devil was defeated so any potential negative consequences of the deal are…on hold?
Hell’s politics are complicated.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“I once made a deal with a devil. But unlike a certain New Yorker, it has never come back to bite me in the ass. Because I know how to haggle.
…it also helps this devil was defeated so any potential negative consequences of the deal are…on hold?
Hell’s politics are complicated.”
…it also helps this devil was defeated so any potential negative consequences of the deal are…on hold?
Hell’s politics are complicated.”
“I may be a douchebag but”
// at least /I’m/ not a douchebag. At least I try not to be
// also no. This post isn’t canon. Lex would not say douchebag or imply he is one
// at least /I’m/ not a douchebag. At least I try not to be
// also no. This post isn’t canon. Lex would not say douchebag or imply he is one
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“I may be a douchebag but”
// at least /I’m/ not a douchebag. At least I try not to be
// also no. This post isn’t canon. Lex would not say douchebag or imply he is one
// at least /I’m/ not a douchebag. At least I try not to be
// also no. This post isn’t canon. Lex would not say douchebag or imply he is one
“It’s amazing how easily people can be rattled. It’s so predictable”
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“It’s amazing how easily people can be rattled. It’s so predictable”
“Bald joke. If I could take a tally, I would. But not even that freak in Gotham with the scars would have enough room.”
“No no, unoriginal. And I get more superseed than you do nowadays, that might be why you’re bitter.. bitter and bald. I’m taking the stock holder shares.”
“Well my next guess was someone saying they had relations with my mother. But I suppose offspring would have been a good guess.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Bald joke. If I could take a tally, I would. But not even that freak in Gotham with the scars would have enough room.”
“Well my next guess was someone saying they had relations with my mother. But I suppose offspring would have been a good guess.”
“Jokes on you, I’m just going to babytrap your son”
“And then, there will come the intellectual genius, who instead of contributing anything of actual worth to the discussion will simply say…
…you’re bald…”
…you’re bald…”
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“Well my next guess was someone saying they had relations with my mother. But I suppose offspring would have been a good guess.”
“Women are simple. They are fairly easy to understand. To manipulate.
Then again, the same can be said of any gender.”
Then again, the same can be said of any gender.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“Women are simple. They are fairly easy to understand. To manipulate.
Then again, the same can be said of any gender.”
Then again, the same can be said of any gender.”
“Multiverse variants of myself…
…very interesting…”
…very interesting…”
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Multiverse variants of myself…
…very interesting…”
…very interesting…”
“I am a terrific father. But of course my child disagrees.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“I am a terrific father. But of course my child disagrees.”
// just noticed Lex in the background art of Death that we constantly see.
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
// just noticed Lex in the background art of Death that we constantly see.
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”
I mean it makes sense. It’s from the comic issue where Lex gets shot by a gorilla and falls out of a helicopter and Death visits him for a “real talk”