Lexie Fields-Austin
@lexiefa.bsky.social
I would kill to have a glass of complimentary wine while in the airport lounge but I’ve been on heavy duty Tylenol/advil for weeks and my stupid catastrophizing brain is telling me I’ll get stomach ulcers and immediate liver damage if I deign mix them.
October 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I would kill to have a glass of complimentary wine while in the airport lounge but I’ve been on heavy duty Tylenol/advil for weeks and my stupid catastrophizing brain is telling me I’ll get stomach ulcers and immediate liver damage if I deign mix them.
happy wisdom teeth removal to me
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
happy wisdom teeth removal to me
Joked to the boy an hour ago that we’re 5th on the upgrade list out of zero seats available and look at how far we’ve come.
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Joked to the boy an hour ago that we’re 5th on the upgrade list out of zero seats available and look at how far we’ve come.
SOS I just bought this reformation dress for $11 at goodwill and it’s literally perfect for a wedding I have coming up next month please applaud
September 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
SOS I just bought this reformation dress for $11 at goodwill and it’s literally perfect for a wedding I have coming up next month please applaud
Lmao I can’t imagine how it feels to be my gay cousin who panic-eloped after roe v wade fell fearing the worst only to have her mom praise that man who died yesterday. Who do you think was leading the charge???
September 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Lmao I can’t imagine how it feels to be my gay cousin who panic-eloped after roe v wade fell fearing the worst only to have her mom praise that man who died yesterday. Who do you think was leading the charge???
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This was my super bowl
Julie: by a vote of 5 to 4, Morgan you are safe 🤭 #bb27
August 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This was my super bowl
I was stopped from baking a berry rhubarb pie because I was told the guests were bringing dessert and they brought Safeway cookies!! Please save me from being an asshole to everybodyyyy I can’t believe they turned down homemade baked goods for shitty store bought cookies 😤😫😮💨😡
July 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was stopped from baking a berry rhubarb pie because I was told the guests were bringing dessert and they brought Safeway cookies!! Please save me from being an asshole to everybodyyyy I can’t believe they turned down homemade baked goods for shitty store bought cookies 😤😫😮💨😡
I planned a whole weeklong vacation at a National park for the upcoming week and it’s supposed to be in the 40s-50s and raining the whole week we’re there 😭 I feel genuinely heartbroken that 2+ months of planning is all going down the drain
June 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I planned a whole weeklong vacation at a National park for the upcoming week and it’s supposed to be in the 40s-50s and raining the whole week we’re there 😭 I feel genuinely heartbroken that 2+ months of planning is all going down the drain
everything that's wrong with the current real estate market in one screenshot 🙃
May 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
everything that's wrong with the current real estate market in one screenshot 🙃
Can you guess which days I’m supposed to go camping? 🙃 I don’t want to literally freeze in a tent!!
April 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Can you guess which days I’m supposed to go camping? 🙃 I don’t want to literally freeze in a tent!!
I’m so proud of these silly photos (and also the baking I did) but the instagram people don’t seem to feel the same way I do 😭
April 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m so proud of these silly photos (and also the baking I did) but the instagram people don’t seem to feel the same way I do 😭
y'all ever have no intention of moving but you see a beautiful and realistic home come up on zillow and the urge is so strong. I already own a place! But a huge master bedroom! A real kitchen! A huge backyard!
March 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
y'all ever have no intention of moving but you see a beautiful and realistic home come up on zillow and the urge is so strong. I already own a place! But a huge master bedroom! A real kitchen! A huge backyard!
What is one supposed to wear for 6+ hours of flying with a layover and everything when it’s 75° here and 10°!!!! when I land. If I wear thermals+winter socks I’m going to melt in the airports and on the plane. Do I just change in the bathroom when I get there?
February 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What is one supposed to wear for 6+ hours of flying with a layover and everything when it’s 75° here and 10°!!!! when I land. If I wear thermals+winter socks I’m going to melt in the airports and on the plane. Do I just change in the bathroom when I get there?
Guess when I have a work trip! If you guessed the coldest day in the middle of a freak polar storm you’d be correct 🙃
February 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Guess when I have a work trip! If you guessed the coldest day in the middle of a freak polar storm you’d be correct 🙃
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February 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I cannot handle themmmmmm
February 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I cannot handle themmmmmm
Please send help how am I supposed to post the boy’s cake on social media 😭
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Please send help how am I supposed to post the boy’s cake on social media 😭
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Check in on your friends of all shapes and sizes, and as a Jew I am just gonna say, I would love for you to check in on any Jewish pals you have. Rough fucking day for the tribe.
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Check in on your friends of all shapes and sizes, and as a Jew I am just gonna say, I would love for you to check in on any Jewish pals you have. Rough fucking day for the tribe.
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I showed up 10 minutes late to a work event at top golf and the bay is full but I don’t recognize any of the people! This is an introvert’s worst nightmare! Where are the people I know???
January 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I showed up 10 minutes late to a work event at top golf and the bay is full but I don’t recognize any of the people! This is an introvert’s worst nightmare! Where are the people I know???
It is 44° outside and my sister is trying to get mad at me for asking her to either close her bedroom door or bedroom window because she’s making the whole house freezing. Haha girl good luck getting someone on your side
December 29, 2024 at 9:35 PM
It is 44° outside and my sister is trying to get mad at me for asking her to either close her bedroom door or bedroom window because she’s making the whole house freezing. Haha girl good luck getting someone on your side
21 minutes to drop the boy off at the airport and get home. I love my lil city so much.
December 23, 2024 at 1:44 PM
21 minutes to drop the boy off at the airport and get home. I love my lil city so much.